Tom Penn's Black Eye Will Haunt You
This post is an epic fail because I didn't snap a picture of Mr. Penn's black eye but needless to say if television cameras pan to him during the Jazz or Rockets games, you will have exactly zero trouble seeing what I'm talking about.
With respect to Mr. Penn's privacy, I will only say that he lost a brawl with a kitchen appliance. Thankfully, he will regain full function of his left eye, however he is sporting a shiner that was scarier than 3/4 of the Halloween costumes I saw at the Rose Garden.
How to describe it? It's difficult. How about this... if you wanted to replicate his black eye, you would simply follow these steps.
- Take a saucer used for tea and place it over your left eye.
- Use magic marker to draw a circle around the saucer. The circle should extend to your nose and across most of the left side of your face.
- Remove the saucer and take a can of black spray paint. Spray the entirety of the inside of the circle with the spray paint.
- Optional: if you have a purple marker, feel free to spice up the circle by dabbing some purple in there.
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Bayless is the real deal
It’s only a matter of time before he is the MAN
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
by prezofdeath on Nov 4, 2008 2:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I agree
Bayless is a 19 year old wannaby point guard. What was Steve Nash doing at that age? Hacking it in the WCC, probably not even All-Conference at that point. What was Steve Blake doing? Again, probably not even All-Conference in the ACC.
I’m not worried about Bayless. He has too much physical potential, too much mental potential (the guys is clearly more scholarly than many bball players), and too much ambition to be great. He will figure it out. It may take time, but he will do it.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 4, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
amen, bruh
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
by prezofdeath on Nov 4, 2008 5:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh Snap
Is Coach McMillan saying that Blake, Roy, and Rudy will get most of the PG minutes?
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by tominhawaii on Nov 4, 2008 2:07 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
backup PG minutes
I agree with Tom – Blake will play 25-30, Sergio will play 10 min or less, and Rudy/Roy together will do 8-12 minutes as co-servers. – Elgin.
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by 22baylor on Nov 4, 2008 2:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Roys says Batum has a high basketball IQ
That’s what he is quoted as saying in the Freeman piece that just went up about Batum starting.
My question: Is “basketball IQ” something that people are born with or is it something that you develop?
If it’s something that you develop, and Roy is praising the BBIQ of a 19 year old rookie, and I’ve never heard him say that about Outlaw (one of his best friends on the team)… then what does that say about Mr. Outlaw? How many years has he been in the league? Ouch. It’s like he just doesn’t get it/know how to play the game. Can anybody say trading chip?
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 4, 2008 2:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
no offense to travis but i have never heard anyone say that he has a high basketball IQ.
on the contrary, you hear the exact opposite about him a lot.
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by Ben. on Nov 4, 2008 2:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's a mix of things you're born with (sort of) and things you develop at an early age
through drills, good youth coaching, and simply learning good team basketball fundamentals. Kevin Love’s BB IQ gets talked up all the time because his family drilled him early on in fundamentals of the game. Once you’ve been doing the right thing for 10 years, it becomes instinct.
Since by the time a guy like Travis gets down to really learning the game and not just getting by off his length and athleticism, he has to focus on so many individual aspects of his game like ball handling and passing/shooting and there’s a lot more conscious thinking about where to move rather than subconsciously just “doing it”. I don’t mean that as a knock on Travis, just the reality that guys who come into the league purely on athleticism are usually too far behind the curve to pick up the instincts other NBA players have. There are exceptions to this rule, Hakeem Olajuwon jumps out, but the league is littered with athletes and leapers who fit this same mold. The Stro Swifts of the league as opposed to the Tim Duncans.
Still, some guys just have an innate ability to see things better, like Nash or Jason Kidd back in the day. It’s hard to say that you’d be able to teach that kind of court vision, which is a pretty large aspect of the “IQ”.
by Royster on Nov 4, 2008 11:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
makes sense
lack of discipline as far as learning fundamentals leads to lack of bbiq.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 4, 2008 11:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
So we have two point guards too many? If they can consolidate some of the teams talent in a trade I’m sure Petteri Koponen and Joel Freeland can fill the cracks in the roster spots.
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by Winchester on Nov 4, 2008 2:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
agreed
why not just get rid of our 2 other pgs (sarcasm). we have roy and rudy who can share the load with blake…why not just get rid of either sergio/bayless. i dont get the point of slowing their learning curve. use their roster slots to get some bigs to serve as practice toys for oden.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Once again, great reporting.
While the coaching staff is using this month for experimentation – I’d love to see them throw Rudy in at the point for an entire quarter of a game and see what he brings to the position.
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by Net Ranger on Nov 4, 2008 2:29 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
perhaps they're waiting for
his English to improve 1st before they try giving him any significant time at the 1
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by Net Ranger on Nov 4, 2008 2:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hmm
i wonder what it would look like if rudy and roy took over point for an entire quarter. i know our depth is well praised but you always see stars for other teams playing massive amounts of minutes with no negative recourse, but ours sit on the bench for long stretches at a time. nate’s got a tough job. ideally i would like to see blakes minutes dwindle down a bit from 29 down to 22-24 range. still enough minutes to generate a rhythm, but not enough to rob experience from bayless/sergio and possibly just a few extra for rudy depending on who is hot. i’m liking the amount of minutes for rudy so far right below 30.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
One down, one to go
One down = Batum moving into the starting lineup.
One to go = moving Fernandez into the starting lineup.
Until Oden and Webster come back, our starting lineup = Roy at 1 (offensively and defensively), Fernandez at 2, Batum at 3, Aldridge at 4, and Pryzbilla at 5.
The main backups = Blake at 1&2, Outlaw at the 3&4, and Frye at the 4&5.
When Oden and Webster come back, the starting lineup = Roy at 1, Fernandez at 2, Webster at 3, Aldridge at 4, and Oden at 5.
The main backups = Blake at 1&2, Batum at 3, Outlaw at 4, and Przybilla&Frye at 5.
If you want to make room for Rodriquez or Bayless (1-defensively, 2-offensively), Blake becomes expendable. Bayless is not now nor will he in the foreseeable future be ia 1 on offense.
If you want play Outlaw at 4, Frye is expendable. Otherwise, Outlaw is expendable.
by Turnout on Nov 4, 2008 2:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Go ahead, keep pushing Rudy as a starter
But neither Nate or Brandon has made any positive noises re: Roy starting at PG. On the contrary, when asked they explain why it’s a “bad” idea. Rudy/Roy will continue to play together for short stretches of games. What I’d like to see is a veteran starting PG who will push Blake to the bench (or to another team) and establish a 3-guard rotation with new vet PG/Roy/Rudy that can defend, run the break and provide lineup stability in 2009 and beyond.
Frye and/or Outlaw expendable? What this team needs is a burly backup PF like…Paul Milsap
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-36-7/Paul-Millsap-Takes-Over.html
“making sure the team was ready for the physical play and ready to "play in the paint.” He said the team needed to come out extremely aggressive to “make the officials call it both ways.” If that takes “grabbing and holding” on defense early in the game, so be it. Also, Nate focused on limiting “second and third opportunities.”
Coaching toughness only goes so far. If either Frye and Trout are playing the 4, they’re not going to be able to handle Utah or Houston’s front line
by two4larue on Nov 4, 2008 2:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Style of play only goes so far.
Diogu is a burly-type PF, but he’s not very good. Brandon Bass IMO is overrated simply because he is a burly-type PF. Sure, Millsap himself is quite a good backup. However, there aren’t that many bruisers as good as Millsap (Maxiell is one, is there another?).
by poster on Nov 4, 2008 3:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't need the offense of Millsap
Just a banger who can defend and compliment LMA’s finesse game.
This “need” will get greater when/if Portland makes it to the playoffs
I like the idea of Maxiell, but I’ll leave the “choice” up to KP
by two4larue on Nov 4, 2008 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed...banger is more important than starting PG at this point.
it’d cost the team less to get a banger i’d suppose than a starting point.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Shavlik scored 10pts in the 1st half against Utah in the preseason
against their statrters without LMA or Oden on the floor…why would we have travis at the 4 when he has no D no rebounding and can’t seem to stay in the flow of team offense? so he can hoist up contested fadeaways?
by LetsBlaze on Nov 4, 2008 4:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
egos
while Rudy should be a starter IMO, he hasn’t been vocal about being one. he is simply fine with coming off the bench. you hear time and time again that quality role players with character are a lot harder to find than guys who want to be the focal point. i would believe that Rudy feels like he needs to “earn” a spot on the starting lineup rather than given one. thats what impresses me a lot about rudy and channing…they are both willing to sacrifice their personal stat lines for the team.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:03 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Things are a little different in Euro ball
Where its a common tactic to bring your best guy off the bench,see USA vs Espana,Rudy dosent feel dissed because he’s not starting and Nic grew up in the same more team oriented culture than the I was a star in the NCAA as a freshman thus I would be dissed if I dont start tude that Beasly et all have.
by southern oregon on Nov 4, 2008 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
still time on the clock
It seems a little early to say Batum is starting…could we see another flip-flop before tomorrow?
It’s almost better to just stay silent..then to profess something and then not back it up.
Either way..I am down with it! Either step up in the starting role…or step up …coming off the bench! We just need to step it up.
by blazersrock on Nov 4, 2008 2:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
little off the mark
Nate backs ALL his point guards?? That’s a joke, right? Last year he basically told Rodriguez he was out of the rotation BEFORE training camp even started and then in the first week of the season basically blamed him for a loss in Philly where the guy played all of 5 minutes. What a way to give your guy confidence….
Any time anyone around here got excited about the kid, Nate was always there telling everyone what a bad defender he is and how he can’t make shots. Nothing wrong with that of course if you’re being consistent but I never heard him once call out Jack for blowing a fast break or stepping on the end line.
I agree that Sergio probably needs to find a new home, but just don’t say that he’s had a fair shake with McMillan.
by pitar on Nov 4, 2008 2:45 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
i understand sergio’s lack of playing time creates an impression that nate is unfair to him.
in terms of speaking about sergio, however, from my experience…
last year nate rarely addressed sergio. from december on (while i was covering home games) i cannot remember an instance of serious, direct criticism of sergio. on the contrary, he was complimentary when sergio would come in and have a nice burst. otherwise he was neutral. there were times i thought he had feelings (perhaps negative) about sergio that he wasn’t sharing but he never let them out. at the end of the season we heard about a long post-season meeting with sergio. nate spun that positively (in my opinion).
this year nate has backed sergio consistently and pretty convincingly when asked. i gave him a chance to assess sergio today and he said nothing negative and stated that he won the backup spot and still holds it.
if i was sergio, my beef would be with playing time not any perceived slights in the media from the coach.
just my two cents…
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by Ben. on Nov 4, 2008 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
actions speak louder than words
especially with nate.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
totally agree
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bayless
Ben,
In reading various accounts of Blazer practices, it sounds like Bayless is playing dirty. Is he imploding? Playing hard is one thing, trying to hurt someone is another. Am I off the mark?
by Turnout on Nov 4, 2008 2:46 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I obviously don't know, but from what it sounds like to me, I think you're missing it.
I think Bayless is super competitive, and he’s pushing himself to get noticed. From what I’ve heard, I wouldn’t have expected anything less from this guy than completely selling out his body and doing everything he can to get into the rotation. I doubt he’s playing dirty or trying to hurt people because of some kind of personal implosion. That’s the benefit of having competition and depth. People have to work hard, even in practice, if they want to get on the floor.
by ***Jason*** on Nov 4, 2008 3:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
jason’s got it right.
bayless plays every play hard. really hard.
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by Ben. on Nov 4, 2008 3:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I like that
and its something you just cant teach
by southern oregon on Nov 4, 2008 6:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"this ain't intramurals brotha"
Playing hard is not playing dirty.
Playing hard is not trying to hurt people.
Remember the San Antonio practice last December that was a prelude to The Streak? Frankly, I find it refreshing that we have people on the team that are pushing the intensity envelope in practice. If it was any sort of problem, the coaches would step in—that’s part of their job. If the coaches like that intensity, they will allow it to continue. And I don’t need Dan Hawkins to come explain this to me.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 4, 2008 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed - "this ain't intramurals brotha"
Playing dirty is not playing hard, either. There is a difference between playing dirty and trying to hurt someone, and playing hard. Bowling over teammates or hitting them in the back is playing dirty, not hard. There is little doubt that Bayless is extremely frustrated. By the tone of the articles, he seems to be letting his frustration get the better of him and needlessly putting his teammates at risk.
I find it ironic that Bayless wants to play point guard, but spends a ton of time shooting jump shots. He needs to spend more time learning court vision and passing angles. Shooting jump shots does not help with those things. A true point guard sees the floor horizontally; his focus can’t be on the rim.
by Turnout on Nov 4, 2008 4:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Turnout - we have a 80,000,000 dollar payroll invested in this years basketball team.
Don’t worry about Bayless playing dirty in practice. They wouldn’t let it happen. I think this guy is doing exactly what he needs to do. I don’t know what more we can ask of him. 110% all the time, just like the energizer bunny. That’s the determination that got him here. Bayless is a stud.
by ***Jason*** on Nov 4, 2008 4:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Bowling over teammates is not dirty
A guy sets a pick, you don’t know he’s there, you run into him. If you’re going hard on D, focused on keeping with your man, you bowl the guy who set the pick over. It’s a foul, but it isn’t dirty. Or you try to fight through the pick, but mistime your step, and run into him or the guy you are trying to defend. You commit a foul because you were so focused on defense, but it isn’t dirty.
You go hard to the hoop, someone gets there before you, you run into him. If he’s set, it’s a charge, if he’s not, it’s a blocking foul — but you knocked him on his rear because you were going hard, not because you were playing dirty.
There’s a loose ball on the court, and you go after it hard. So does the other guy, and you collide. Maybe you bounce off of each other, or maybe the angle is right and your all-out effort for the ball means you knock the other guy down. Maybe it’s a foul, maybe it isn’t. Maybe it’s a foul on the other guy. But it isn’t dirty.
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by jscot on Nov 5, 2008 12:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Granted it's early but...
How long will Blake keep geting 25-30 minutes a game while sergio (who is doing EVERYTHING better or at least as well as him so far) only gets 10 mins a game or so?
Just keep playing well Serg….hopefully someone will notice you are actually the best pg option the blazers have at this juncture
Rooo-D!
by truls on Nov 4, 2008 3:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sarge + Serg = :(
Sergio will never see more than 10 min avg – and probably more like 7-9 – no matter what the official word – there is something up between the two. Not much trust and quick to yank – seems to be the common theme already this year and very familar to most of us.
by BigDaddy72 on Nov 4, 2008 4:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
...
His minutes have steadily increased & we are only 3 weeks in…
"I just know that I can't get big, I can't eat whatever I want to. I have to eat healthy, I have to stay right, I have to stay involved and ... I have to be here at practice because you know what? I can play pretty quick."
by TheGreatDane17 on Nov 4, 2008 11:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
not much has changed since last year for sergio
his skillset has gone up a lot, his minutes havent however.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
remember last year?
how Nate didn’t even notice how well sergio was doing in practice, and at the advice of the assistant coaches, he played sergio after a few DNPs, and sergio exploded? all the kid needs is confidence from his coach.
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by Philthyanimal on Nov 5, 2008 11:17 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
here is the monty article
by Charles Barkley McLovin on Nov 4, 2008 4:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for the link
I missed it as well….
"From Bill Walton to Brandon Roy, we wanna know it all
From Clyde Drexler to Greg Oden, from the basket to the ball
Every move they make is covered, somebody make the call
The shot clock's always running at Blazers Edge"
by blazermaniac32 on Nov 4, 2008 4:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you the man...
i updated it above….
thanks!
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by Ben. on Nov 4, 2008 5:02 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
"Sandals".
Not “sandles”.
Thank you.
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by QualityPie on Nov 4, 2008 10:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Sergio
At least he is ahead of Bayless. He should start performing under the minutes he see’s more like he did last week & he may be looking at a starting job.
"I just know that I can't get big, I can't eat whatever I want to. I have to eat healthy, I have to stay right, I have to stay involved and ... I have to be here at practice because you know what? I can play pretty quick."
by TheGreatDane17 on Nov 4, 2008 10:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

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