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Today's Poll

Go vote for real. Or don't.  I just thought I'd remind you that the option to vote is on the table today, in case you've been awake for 72 hours playing with the trade machine, trying desperately, somehow, someway, to land a point guard, and forgot that today was Election Day. Anyway...

Be sure to vote in our poll and explain your thoughts in the comments.  For the sake of the poll, pretend that all 15 Blazers are eligible to be President (we won't hold their age and/or nationality against them... this is an inclusive site).

-- Ben (benjamin.golliver@gmail.com)

Poll
Which Blazer would make the best President?
Brandon
366 votes
Channing
360 votes
Greg
51 votes
Ike
7 votes
Jerryd
13 votes
Joel
57 votes
LaMarcus
18 votes
Martell
18 votes
Nicolas
15 votes
Raef
22 votes
Rudy
50 votes
Sergio
6 votes
Shavlik
18 votes
Steve
33 votes
Travis
20 votes

1054 votes | Poll has closed

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OT: On the topic of old white men...

Why do we see so many Brooks Brothers ads on this site? I really do like their clothes, and clicked one ad to see what their sweaters were like this fall. But I’ve also seen some of their ads on webcomics and other younger sites. Isn’t it a little strange to see that?

by rmcdougall on Nov 4, 2008 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

Channing is the man(-ning?)

Vote for Frye, he’s a smart guy…

Jaws were hitting the floor as Greg repeatedly attempted to tear the rim off the backboard...

by TheOdenator on Nov 4, 2008 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

I voted B-Roy

but Greg is the only one that meets the age requirement.

And in the interest of finding a dark horse unknown, Shavlik for VP!

by abdelnaby on Nov 4, 2008 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Shavlik would be Greg's Palin

He would appeal to the base. They gotta vet him properly, though. His foreign policy credentials might not be as strong as Palin’s. She can see Russia from her house. Shavlik can only see Mt. Hood.

We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.

by MT Suit on Nov 4, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm trying to land Raymond Felton here because........

He’s KILLIN me right now on my fantasy team and I think its because hes on the Bobcats and not the Blazers and also (from being in a league of Blazer fans) I didn’t get any Blazers on my team which is sad! (Oden got drafted with the 6th overall pick in my league, you can guess how that has helped out that not-so-smart guy so far)

by Trail Ducker on Nov 4, 2008 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

6th overall?

I’m in a league of Blazer fans and got him in the 6th round

by SalemORguy on Nov 4, 2008 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

Brandon

cool under pressure and unflappable. Two very good qualities to have in a Pres.

Rule #1 of nitpicking is to get it right.

by douglast on Nov 4, 2008 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

Plus 1

Very necessary qualities IMO

by coastrider on Nov 4, 2008 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Exactly my thoughts

very consistent, high (BB)IQ, not flashy. By not flashy, I mean, a guy like Lebron who craves the spotlight wouldn’t be a good president because if you’re doing your job it shouldn’t be newsworthy. And I’d be suspicious of anyone who wants to be president for the attention.

WWKPD?
Ambassador to the Miami Heat

by Magnum on Nov 4, 2008 3:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Channing

Good guy and a prez that tall would just be funny.

Ducks Go!

by trumpetduck on Nov 4, 2008 10:49 AM PST reply actions  

Channing

Seems like the smartest (general knowledge) one out there (nothing against the other Blazers) and has a lot of interests outside of basketball. Also is the only Blazer I’ve heard who consistently and consciously avoids using the Sports Cliché™. Not to mention he has one of the best senses of humor on the team.

by DonkeyShins on Nov 4, 2008 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

+1

Couldn’t have said it any better

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Nov 4, 2008 11:04 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh, and he is just pouring with charm

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Nov 4, 2008 11:05 AM PST up reply actions  

Yup.

And I’ve got to stop using parentheses quite so often (in my posts).

by DonkeyShins on Nov 4, 2008 11:15 AM PST up reply actions  

yup

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 4, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions  

/agree

when i get sad, i stop being sad & become awesome again. true story.

by Net Ranger on Nov 4, 2008 2:15 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy/Frye '12

Roy for the unflappable leadership, Frye for the goofy/gaffy/entertaining VP

Blazer's fan since '84, Currently exiled in San Antonio

↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A

by HurraKane212 on Nov 4, 2008 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

lol i like this

honor terry porter

by Ben Golliver on Nov 4, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions  

Raef or Roy

Aren’t they the only two with a college degree? Maybe Joel, but I don’t want to look it up. Batum would have to be the worst. A French guy would surrender to Canada.

This space for rent.

by tominhawaii on Nov 4, 2008 11:13 AM PST reply actions  

Graduates...

Frye – AZ (2005)
Blake – Maryland (2003)

by DonkeyShins on Nov 4, 2008 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Thanks

I forgot about Blake and wasn’t sure about Frye. That explains the difference in grammar on his blog compared to Oden’s.

This space for rent.

by tominhawaii on Nov 4, 2008 11:25 AM PST up reply actions  

lol

United Canadian States of America has a nice ring to it

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 4, 2008 11:22 AM PST up reply actions  

Travis Outlaw? Really? awww schucks, lets go catfishin.

I voted Bayless just for the intimidation factor.

Afew years ago, a broadcaster once said Pryzbilla's name is "Polish for 'personal foul.'" Ouch.

by chrischa on Nov 4, 2008 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

+1 to trying to be fair

and using alphabetical ordering

-1,000,000 for not utilizing the TIH-approved method to do said ordering.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 4, 2008 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

Shavlik

He went to Duke. That makes him smart.

by ChampFantana on Nov 4, 2008 11:19 AM PST reply actions  

Webster/Harlow 2012

Book it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 4, 2008 11:21 AM PST reply actions  

I think everyone STILL calls those

Something dirty

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Nov 4, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Gracias

Election day = Avatar change day!

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Nov 4, 2008 12:00 PM PST up reply actions  

Oh Snap

I’ll change mine now.

This space for rent.

by tominhawaii on Nov 4, 2008 1:53 PM PST up reply actions  

I once posted some ‘nice’ pics of ms. harlow on here but a few people got their panties in a bunch so I decided to pull them…. I should have just posted pics of her in ‘something dirty’ apparently thats okay.
hmmm

You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a $hit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fukin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

This is my more "user friendly" sig -quote from Good Will Hunting (by mork) lol

by RoysBlazers on Nov 4, 2008 12:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I voted Joel...

for his unflashy yet reliable ways and propensity to defend himself…

but on second thought, I like Frye. Smart, charismatic, honest, thoughtful, and also has the propensity to defend himself.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Nov 4, 2008 11:44 AM PST reply actions  

Joel got my vote

I voted for Joel because of his strength of character. Joel has never backed down to anyone, is tough as nails and because he survived four years in a Milwaukee penal complex subsisting on curds and whey and dried venison hooves.

by bow4meow on Nov 4, 2008 4:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Channing by a landslide

I like roy, but being leader on the baketball court does not qualitfy him to be a leader in the potical court. I was put off that he is chossing not to vote. One, who abstains from making a choice, is not who I want as President (thought that would be preferable to always making a poor choice).

However, Channing has clearly demonstrated that he is a thinker and deliberates upon his decisions. Those are good qualities for a president. The fact that he is also quite affable doesn’t hurt either. Nate would make a great VP.

by NWfan on Nov 4, 2008 11:51 AM PST reply actions  

a class act

a total class act

We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.

by MT Suit on Nov 4, 2008 12:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy voted

Just FYI, he changed his mind

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Nov 4, 2008 12:49 PM PST up reply actions  

Rudy

I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of seeing his face or listening to his voice. I understand the Frye love too.

by Corvid on Nov 4, 2008 12:08 PM PST reply actions  

So very true :)

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Nov 4, 2008 12:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Raef

If there is anyone that can make tons of money without doing anything, Raef is our man

Woof

by Charles Barkley McLovin on Nov 4, 2008 12:16 PM PST reply actions  

ya exactly

we really need a pres that can make a lot of money doing nothing and all the other players are grossly underpaid so it has to be raef.

by phillyduck23 on Nov 4, 2008 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Raef

The only Blazer with enough free time

by OAR on Nov 4, 2008 12:29 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

This was exactly my reasoning

I was tempted to vote for Frye because he’s the only Blazer who has the veritable Buffet of Goodness going fo him and I’m sure there’s a dish of political savvy offered in the buffet.

But I went with Raef because all the others are too busy working on their games.

Spanish Main: The point of departure for enormous wealth in the form of gold, silver, gems, spices, hardwoods, hides, alley-oops, assists and three pointers.

by LaughingJon on Nov 4, 2008 1:59 PM PST up reply actions  

Roy

Without getting too much into politics, Roy’s intellect and saavy remind me of the man who’s probably going to win today.

Blazer Fan

by leeroyjenkins on Nov 4, 2008 12:50 PM PST reply actions  

Batum

Just because a French president would be a fun change of pace.

Vive la République!

by moko on Nov 4, 2008 1:03 PM PST reply actions  

No Blake love, I guess

The guy is a thinker, steady, hard worker, nothing spectacular. I’d rather someone like him. He does what has to be done, but isn’t trying to make things happen that don’t need to happen.

The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.

by jscot on Nov 4, 2008 2:42 PM PST reply actions  

!!

This is a two horse race. I voted Brandon because he has a degree, but in retrospect I should have picked Channing….

--

by CaptainSexyJacob on Nov 4, 2008 2:50 PM PST reply actions  

Sergio

Clearly Sergio logged on and voted for himself. How else would he have a vote?

by eswan on Nov 4, 2008 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

Rudy4prez

"Brandon Roy is your favorite restaurant" - Dave

by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 4, 2008 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

No Vote For Brandon

Brandon gets the most votes, but he doesn’t vote— pretty lame. Brandon, Blake and Ike show a lack of citizenship and character.

by monsoon on Nov 4, 2008 3:34 PM PST reply actions  

brandon flip flopped and voted in this election. not sure if you saw that, just an fyi

honor terry porter

by Ben Golliver on Nov 4, 2008 3:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Not Brandon for President

   The future Pres doesn’t decide at a late date to vote.

by Fargon on Nov 4, 2008 4:42 PM PST reply actions  

I wish KP was an option... hands down he would win my vote.

Come on, he’d be Pritch-slapping the nations all around the world, give him a couple years the economy would be recovered, and all our problems would be perfect. He brilliance and a half.

by hofccsaint on Nov 4, 2008 10:27 PM PST reply actions  

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