Sir, please step away from the trade machine and take your hands off the keyboard ;-)

Sergio, D-wade, Lebron, Bosh, Oden?

off the bench Rudy, Batum, Pryz and Shavlik?

In reality sign some no-name PG and we’d still be good to go.

And hey, if Danny freakin Ainge can get Ray Allen and KG….Surely KP can get this done

No thanks, I’m fine with OUR big three.

it doesn’t solve our point guard problem. /s

leave us with only one viable 3 point threat….not that there is any team in the league that can keep D-wade or James out of the paint if they want in (at least presuming they get their “star” calls)

Dismayingly, however, the thread itself isn’t as asinine as the few folks who’ve replyed by condemning that farce of an idea. Unless those people are being sarcastic with their comment — which is occasionally hard to detect in nonverbal communication — they should have their rose-colored glasses yanked off their faces, thrown to the ground, and stomped into a billion pieces.

Ugh, I almost feel like viciously slamming my head onto this computer of mine until I’m bleeding profusely.