A Silly Poll to Start Your Morning

I’d give Dave a mix of Bret’s charisma and drive, swirled with Owens natural talent and memorability. All and all, Dave is a Hart, the Heart of BlazersEdge.

He is Mean Gene, mixed with Bobby “the Brain” Heenen, and a dash of Jim Ross…

To me its obvious, he is..

Casey “The King” Holdahl

I just thought of Jim Cornette (sp?) for the first time in years! Ew. Not because of anyone in particular, just all the managers mentioned above. Now I don’t feel so well. Dwight Jaynes is Captain Lou. Canzano is Cyndi Lauper… Ew. Thanks for bringing this up.

Why would Gavin calling himself some kind of “people champion” have anything to do with that movie with Sean Connery and Nicolas Cage?

This sentence tells me a bit about Dave, but I’m not exactly sure how to take it.

But though I am charismatic enough in my own way I don’t quite have the “Look at Me” flair to pull that off.

Dave, are you saying that you have charismatic tendencies or that you rolled a 15 for your charisma score?

’nuff said

Assumption: Casey Holdahl has a lot more to say, and he’d like to get it out.

Fact: Blazers Edge is an excellent way to anonymously voice your opinion about our team.

Assumption: Casey Holdahl is smart enough to realize that posting under Lance Uppercut ruins his anonymous, thus, he’s got his another profile on here.

Fact: Timbo drops a lot of info around here and he’s very opinionated.

Assumption: Casey Holdahl is Timbo, and thus, Timbo is Casey.
Casey, wishing for a wrestler’s name, took Kimbo Slice, but being the silly pickle he is, shortened it to “Kimbo” but misspelled it in the process, giving him the name “Timbo.”

Conclusion: Casey Holdahl = “Timbo Slice”

where’s the poll?

Dave, you’re the jet flying, limo riding, kiss stealin, wheeling dealin’ son of a gun on the Blazers Edge… WOOOO!!!

I cant liken you to the Hitman either, altho there are many obvious similiarities, including being the excellence of execution. However, Brett got screwed as you know, and had every right to spit in Vince’s mug.

Chad in Portland is obviously Playboy Buddy Rose. Gavin would be Rip “the Crippler” Oliver (likely dressed as Santa with a tire iron in his toy bag) and Holdalh completes the Clan as Bobby Jaggers. Truly a triumverant of JOBBERS.

Canzano comes in as “The Goon.” Anyone remember him?

Lastly Michael Holton is my Papa Shango, although he turned himself into a zombie with his voo-doo and Luft Man clearly is Don Kost (not sure if Don actually wrestled but his commentary was as phony.)

This is great I have something to keep me pre-occupied with all day.

GO TRAIL BLAZERS!!! Steel chair to the Kings crowns!!!!

ummm…

wow. just… wow.

it reminds me most of Eddie Guerrero. Great in the ring, great on the mike. Made the most out of what they gave him and carved out a semi-unique place in wrestling (as much as that’s possible anyway).

You gotta go old school. Freddie Blassie. – Elgin.

John Canzano = Vince McMahon.

He’s not the owner and operator, nor does he pull the strings behind the curtain, but Vince McMahon’s wrestling character was always willing to play the heel to get a story line across, which is a trait that almost perfectly describes how I feel about Canzano. During the ’Sheed years, I loved the team and hated John Canzano, because I felt like he was being critical of an excellent Portland team. It was quite the parallel to Vince McMahon throwing cheap shots at Stone Cold, who, at the time, was my favorite wrestler. Years later, I almost feel tricked. Stone Cold has kind of fell off into irrelevancy and most of what Canzano wrote proved to be true.

Dave = Jim Ross

This probably stings a little but bear with me. Jim Ross was always kind of the sanity behind any WWF/WWE broadcast. Regardless of how out of control things got Ross would continue plugging away at his routine – commenting on technique, detailing the play-by-play, and salvaging any remaining shreds of “sport” within a contest regardless of how ridiculous or ugly it actually was. Dave does a lot of similar things for us, in my opinion. He maintains our sanity despite how crazy we might be for the team.

Casey Holdahl = Mankind/Cactus Jack/Dude Love

Now, Casey’s not as hardcore as any of Mick Foley’s characters (no offense Casey, but it’s not like you’re sticking tacks in your tongue with any regularity…) but I always wondered how Mick Foley got as famous as he did. In the land of six-pack abs and massive biceps, Mick was built like a trucker. He wasn’t particularly athletic, wasn’t very well spoken, and for the better part 3 years, he pulled a sock out of his pants as his finishing move. But what a great parallel to Casey’s career! I mean, both guys honed their craft in their mother’s basement and, once discovered, both skyrocketed their careers to new heights. Mick went on to teach his loyal WWE fans how to read (by writing a very entertaining autobiography) and Casey, well, he upgraded from the basement to an executive suite with the team he knows and loves. Unfortunately, I don’t forsee Casey’s autobiography being quite as entertaining…

Henry Abbot is Hulk Hogan. Dave is the greatest Intercontenental Champion that ever lived. And if you swear on his site, he’ll bash his guitar across your head. I guess that would make Ben, Jimmy Heart.

Is Sophia, “Stephanie McMahon?”