Greg Oden is WHAT?

Some people will do ANYTHING to get people to look at them. What an idiot.

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... and Ron Artest's reply

Open invitation: all you who are self-proclaimed ping pong experts. If you think you can beat me - or if you just want to see how it's really played: cdd37@yahoo.com. This means you, too, Jerryd.

by TTRocks on Nov 20, 2008 9:10 AM PST reply actions

So what if he was?

Shouldn’t matter a damn bit…except maybe to Shavlik Randolph.

by DonkeyShins on Nov 20, 2008 9:54 AM PST reply actions

lol thats messed up

Oden...Aldridge...Roy.....THE REAL BIG THREE

by CroRupt on Nov 20, 2008 8:28 PM PST up reply actions

I thought they were ragging on a rookie, but maybe they actually believe there’s some truth to it? wtv, if GO is into whatever is trendy nowadays according to these dudes, that’s cool. Artest is one strange dude.

by premthegrem on Nov 20, 2008 10:08 AM PST reply actions

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

If he were, obviously, it would be completely cool. Non-issue.

But for the record, he lived in my apartment building this summer and apparently had a girlfriend. Plus he said in his blog he has a crush on some pop singer he met – Rhyana maybe? Is that a pop singer?

If so, she’s probably hot, Greg probably has a crush on her, and she’s secretly in love with Greg but intimidated by his overwhelming charisma. Not to mention his ability to carry a tune while wearing oversize sunglasses. That guy can croon.

Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.

by KP Corleone on Nov 20, 2008 11:12 AM PST reply actions

Either way, I'm sure Stat Quo

Hopes not to run into Oden on the street anytime soon. Pick your battles, Stat. This is not a good selection.

Q: Is Greg favoring his knee?
Frye: He favors dunking on your head, that's what he favors.

by KP Corleone on Nov 20, 2008 11:13 AM PST up reply actions

Sociologically speaking

It’s hilarious that his name is Stat Quo.

Who better to promote the heteronormative than the Status Quo himself?

by rmcdougall on Nov 20, 2008 11:20 AM PST up reply actions

heteronormative, status quo?

am I back in my Sociology of the Body class?

"It’s a good ol’ fashioned Rip City beat down!"

by Magnum on Nov 20, 2008 12:35 PM PST up reply actions

sounds like an interesting class

maybe you should take it again. maybe you’ll meet a hot chick and promote the heteronormative with her.

We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.

by MT Suit on Nov 20, 2008 12:57 PM PST up reply actions

(unless of course you're a chick yourself)

in which case you can promote the homonormative.

We cannot put up with this flagrant lack of accountability anymore.

by MT Suit on Nov 20, 2008 12:58 PM PST up reply actions

Boom! I'm gonna gets me some stat-quo CD now

That dude is legit! Damn, he’s 2 legit!

by shralpster on Nov 20, 2008 12:04 PM PST reply actions

^^^should he quit?

or is he too legit for that?

by Qyntel Woods on Nov 20, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions

Stat quo cracks me up

Dude intersperses cuss words while talking about a sophisticated sociological phenomenon. You can tell he’s pretty intelligent but it’s almost like he’s trying to be true to his “roots” or something, by dropping f-bombs. Please correct me if I’ve stepped in any sociological doodoo here, but that’s just my impression.

by premthegrem on Nov 20, 2008 12:49 PM PST reply actions

Stat Quo

He’s at the bottom of my legendary rapper list, which goes like this…..

MF Doom
Wu Tang (In this order, ODB, GZA, RZA, Rae, Ghost, Meth)
Living Legends (Grouch, Eligh, PSC)
Tribe Called Quest
Immortal Technique
Tupac
Jay (first album at least)
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MC Hammer
Stat Quo

Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game

by iDea on Nov 20, 2008 1:08 PM PST reply actions

lol

"Brandon Roy is your favorite restaurant" - Dave

by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 20, 2008 1:23 PM PST up reply actions

Wow...

Vanilla Ice even beats Stat Quo. That’s cold…or should I say “Ice, ice, baby!”

by DonkeyShins on Nov 20, 2008 1:36 PM PST up reply actions

Vanilla Ice

Is the 3 dots preceeding MC Hammer. “Ice Ice Baby” was a little bit catchier than “Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ’Em” or ’Pray".

At least Ice Vanilla has a great story to go with his song…….

“Death Row Records CEO Suge Knight claimed his friend had written the lyrics to the song, and forced Van Winkle to sign the publishing rights to him. It was reported that Knight had allegedly dangled Van Winkle by the ankles over the balcony to get royalties from the song. Van Winkle denied these claims, stating "They had some papers there and Suge took me out on the balcony by myself […] He took me out on the balcony, and he had me look over the balcony, ya know. And I looked over and he basically says to me, ’You’re gonna sign these papers here. You wanna come to my city, you’re gonna have to pay to play, brother.’ And I go, ’OK, I got the picture, ya know.”

Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game

by iDea on Nov 20, 2008 1:50 PM PST up reply actions

WHO ?????

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Nov 20, 2008 2:54 PM PST up reply actions

Who, who?

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by iDea on Nov 20, 2008 3:23 PM PST up reply actions

Give Hammer Some Credit

He was the man in his time! Stat Quo is just a garbage artist who can get a record released in an era of garbage rappers.

by Qyntel Woods on Nov 20, 2008 9:31 PM PST up reply actions

I couldn't agree more

Hammer was added for dramatic effect.

Witty Unpredictable Talent and Natural Game

by iDea on Nov 20, 2008 10:29 PM PST up reply actions

female swag= women w/ confidence

OH MY GAWD THE WORLD IS COMING TO AND END!!!!!!

So what if Greg is Gay?

Sophia

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Nov 20, 2008 1:48 PM PST reply actions