Junky Drawers Nov 02 2008 Rec for kickbrass' birthday! & Give me your candy edition!
by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 2:03 PM PST
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PrintSo, Hopefully this is the LEAST commented-most rec'd Junky Drawer in the history of Junk. But I have some important things to say, for starters, I have the internet now, It's really amazing, basically you can jump on this thing Al Gore invented anytime you want and travel to anywhere in the world and look up anything or anyone you want. Second of all, it's Sunday, the day of rest, and I didn't get much sleep because my new tenant had his girl and their baby were over last night and I was woken up to the sweet sweet sounds of crying baby! Whooo freaking whoo! So if you have ever seen had one, seen one, or been annoyed by one, rec this, and comment, and tell me about them, they trick or treated? did they save me all the butterfingers? I love those chocolately cruchy buttery flanges.
Ya'll working today? How's work going? You're like me, enjoying a re-play of last nights travesty, let the drinking begin!
Green Bay, lost, my comcast installer was a green bay fan, and an oregon state fan, so he's happy and sad.
I only care about one team, so to say the least, I am a bit distraught today, I need ALL my friends around me, commenting, talking, and mostly, rec'ing this fantastic post!
and here is a little something for the ladies, er, guys
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More things, does anyone here think left over cold pizza is better then it was the night before? I do.
Who else HATES raking leaves. I am thinking about getting fake grass so I don't have to cut it, and fake tree's, so I don't have to pay someone to rake for me...
I need to add new shelves and closets to my new downstairs addition, does anyone else think they are more of a handy-andy-man more then they actually are they are sometimes?
Brandon Roy does it again, hits the 3 at half time to put us up by one in yesterday's game on replay, can I just imagine this is how the game ends...
Triple steak burrito's anyone else HATE taco bell commericals, ten times in a row?
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Watching the game as well
The Mohammed Ali thing was really cool.
Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 2:29 PM PST reply actions
+1
On my birthday.
No need to be distraught. 1-2 is much better than 0-3, we’re going to be fine this season especially when Oden and Webby come back.
It is early.
I’m not distraught. When they come back, things will get better. We have proven without Oden before, and I think we can again. Losing record, winning record must stand by my Blazers.
by CanadianBlazerfan on Nov 2, 2008 3:01 PM PST reply actions
We can't let the record be broken.
C’mon, we need to get this over 35.
Giving [Batum] the freedom to go for steals is going to be like giving a redneck six boxes of ammo and a quarter mile of empty Bud cans. - Dave
LOL
Mike Rice with the “Oh S***” when his popcorn falls.
Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 3:20 PM PST reply actions
There
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
you
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
Things will get better
I got your picture up for you too Andy (photoshop) at your request!
I haven’t had one single piece of candy… I’m thinking about running to Albertsons and raiding the candy section though. Last night I had soo much fun, friends house halloween party. I’d post pics, but way to inappropriate. lol apparently rubber penis’ were in this year. (use your imagination) Anyway this leads me to my Quote of the Day.
“Halloween, Giving Girls an excuse to dress like whores since 1983” somebody
You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a $hit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fukin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.
This is my more "user friendly" sig -quote from Good Will Hunting (by mork) lol
Yeah, he had Whitsett wearing both hats... Maybe if the Blazer personnel starts to get boring he can start his career as a football exec...
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If I played a drinking game
Where I took a drink every time Timbo said something positive, I’d probably couldn’t even cook with wine.
This space for rent.
That's either very profound or nonsensical. I LOVE how profound you are, Tomás!!!
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The funny thing is if you read over the game day open threads, I am BY NO MEANS the only or even the most flagrant party pooper...
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You know I love you
But you’re more likely to point out pimple than a beauty mark.
This space for rent.
No, I'm the most likely to point out that pimples are not beauty marks, as the homers would have one believe...
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..................... And to recommend a good dermatologist.
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Pshhh
You’d call the beauty mark a mole and ask why they didn’t have it removed or traded for a draft pick.
This space for rent.
You can see the big red pimples easier if you take off the rose-colored glasses, Tom...
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Glitchy software -- this intended for Prez (directly below) replying to himself in the process of flipping me crap for posting in the style I do...
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I am
Also flipping you crap.
Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM PST up reply actions
I still heart you!!!!!
if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he(timbo) replied to himself, i'd be a millionaire, check that, a billionaire. - prezofdeath
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
And together we have preserved the landmark achievement of 92Was...
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This reminds me of that Allstar Game
When eveyone kept feeding Magic the ball and he ended up with the MVP
PS I really thought Clyde was the MVP that year
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
I sure Andy feels the same way I did
He resents the hell out of me
So Thanks…lol
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
dear 92 and the rest of you asholes
this was supposed to be the leastcommented and most red’d fanpost in the history of said events, i only wish I was at home right now, and not out with pretty ladies and handsome gentlemen out on the town enjoying libations, instead of being here being out at a dance party, shaking my groove thang, waiting for my BEdge t shirt, wishin I had met this sophia lady….
I come here to meet chicks...
by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
lol....what is an a-shole?
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
The dude tries to start a JD at 2 pm on a Sunday to beat you.... HA!!!
92Was is #0!!!
92Was is #0!!!
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WhoooHooo!!
I’m #0!!!
I’m #0!!!
I’m #0!!!
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
saved by zero!
I come here to meet chicks...
by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions
If I played a drinking game
everytime Timbo replied to himself..
I’d be dead.
Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions
lol
if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he replied to himself
i’d be a millionaire
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Welcome to my signature!
if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he(timbo) replied to himself, i'd be a millionaire, check that, a billionaire. - prezofdeath
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:37 PM PST up reply actions
Then what does that make the 49ers?
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
that has got to be word-stealing
my friend matt uses that all the time…and he’s pretty much the only one i’ve ever heard it from.
say…..you’re not a 5’10 black-haired Detroit Lions/Minnesota Timberwolves/Cleveland Indians fan, are you?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Gerald Green might be the only person on the planet to quote Starbursty
"It’s like Stephon Marbury said, ’When it rains, you ain’t got no choice, you just got to pull out the umbrella,’ " said Green
by Norsktroll on Nov 2, 2008 3:55 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
I rec'd this
cause It came out of no where. and might not even be real.
Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 4:16 PM PST up reply actions
I've lost my nice golf umbrella.
Good thing I live in sunny California. We had some rain this weekend. It was lovely. I can breathe the air again.
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
On a whim, I checked urbandictionary as to whether "UMBRELLA" was slang for penis.
It is.
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........................ I leave the interpretation of "RAINS" up to you all...
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ehhh notify my if this is inappropriate
but ehh…..what the heck is rihanna talking about in her umbrella song? I’m pretty sure she’s a girl…..
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
TIMBO'S GREATES' ZITS...
1. Centers must play in the paint. Their main job is to defend the net, like a hockey goalie.
2. Power Forwards should play in the paint. Their main job is to score low and help rebound.
3. Guards should be able to hit the open jumper and get to the rack.
4. Ball hoggery is bad. Teamwork is good.
5. Great basketball is art, not science.
6. “You live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot.” — Charles Barkley
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ha!
Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Here's a fun riff from my favorite Nattering Nabob of Negativity, Dwight Jaynes...
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A couple of disturbing Trail Blazer trends
by Dwight Jaynes
November 2nd, 2008
It’s way too early to panic. Three games are just three games. And when it comes to statistics, we’re dealing with what the experts call a small sample size. You know, if you start the baseball season by getting hits in five of your first 10 at-bats, it doesn’t mean you’re going to hit .500 for the season.
But on the other hand, I think it merits mention that after three games, the Trail Blazers are the worst defensive team in the NBA, based on the field-goal percentage that opponents have compiled against them.
Teams are shooting a combined 52.3 percent from the field against the Blazers over three games. And worse yet, Portland is allowing opponents to shoot 51.2 percent from three-point range — when the next-worst team in the league is allowing 44.3 percent three-point shooting.
Sure is a good think that Nate is such a defensive coach, eh? Just think what the numbers would look like if this crew was playing D’Antoniball™®.
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Another quote from the above that I agree with 100% (see my rant above):
It sounds so simplistic but I don’t hear many people talking about it: On most nights, the team that gets the best shots wins. That means on defense keeping teams outside and contesting every single shot — and on offense, getting dunks or uncontested layups to go with wide-open three-point shots. If you do all that, you’ll do OK on the boards, too, because you’ll always be in good position to rebound.
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i like commenting on my own comment
and my zambian roommate really loves the blazers and he loves Mosi Oa Tunya…look it up
I come here to meet chicks...
by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
............................. and I'm always happy to help.
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Would the fact that the Blazers
have played three of the top six teams in the league have anything to do with that stat?
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
This is Musonda
I love the blazers..I am Andy’s room mate and I knew about teh Blazers 4 yrs ago before Imoved to the US. and now I live in the USA and I get to see them errday they play at home..belive me they are popular in Zambia too except my friends dont think Oden was a good idea….get back to me bout the NBA and its effects on Africa..well at least Zambia(a soccer ridden nation; which I am very proud of as a soccer player)..lol
I come here to meet chicks...
by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 8:26 PM PST reply actions
Andy
the “lol” at the end gives you away.
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson
Please
Tell your Zambian roommate that I don’t believe Zambia exists. Also I won’t believe any geography you drop on me.
if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he(timbo) replied to himself, i'd be a millionaire, check that, a billionaire. - prezofdeath
by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 3, 2008 12:18 AM PST up reply actions
the lol gives it away? I actually didn't write that, my Zambian roommate did,
I NEVER mis spell THE, and he is a soccer player, he played on the junior national team, oh, and I hate mondays!
I come here to meet chicks...
by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 3, 2008 12:15 PM PST up reply actions
I think the fact that they've been playing certifiably rotten defense explains a large part of it...
………………………… Obviously, good teams can exploit this more effectively than the stinkies of the world…
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Errrr, this a reply to Milton Animal above. This board is screwy sometimes.
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Is the board to blame for you calling me Milton?
For the record, if you want to nickname me, I prefer Animal, with a capital A, to distinguish me from my strange son, philthyanimal. Miled is the adjective.
Okay, so what were we discussing? Oh yeah… I disagree about the Blazer defense. It wasn’t always perfect, but they look better this year than last. You’re right that good teams take better advantage of defensive lapses than do bad teams, but San Antonio hit 56% from beyond the arc. Who is going to stop that?
"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics
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