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Junky Drawers Nov 02 2008 Rec for kickbrass' birthday! & Give me your candy edition!

So, Hopefully this is the LEAST commented-most rec'd Junky Drawer in the history of Junk. But I have some important things to say, for starters, I have the internet now, It's really amazing, basically you can jump on this thing Al Gore invented anytime you want and travel to anywhere in the world and look up anything or anyone you want. Second of all, it's Sunday, the day of rest, and I didn't get much sleep because my new tenant had his girl and their baby were over last night and I was woken up to the sweet sweet sounds of crying baby! Whooo freaking whoo! So if you have ever seen had one, seen one, or been annoyed by one, rec this, and comment, and tell me about them, they trick or treated? did they save me all the butterfingers? I love those chocolately cruchy buttery flanges.

Ya'll working today? How's work going? You're like me, enjoying a re-play of last nights travesty, let the drinking begin!

Green Bay, lost, my comcast installer was a green bay fan, and an oregon state fan, so he's happy and sad.

I only care about one team, so to say the least, I am a bit distraught today, I need ALL my friends around me, commenting, talking, and mostly, rec'ing this fantastic post!

and here is a little something for the ladies, er, guys

<img src="http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii261/funkbutter/graphics/Sunday/8_sunday_fun_day.gif"/>

More things, does anyone here think left over cold pizza is better then it was the night before? I do.

Who else HATES raking leaves. I am thinking about getting fake grass so I don't have to cut it, and fake tree's, so I don't have to pay someone to rake for me...

I need to add new shelves and closets to my new downstairs addition, does anyone else think they are more of a handy-andy-man more then they actually are they are sometimes?

Brandon Roy does it again, hits the 3 at half time to put us up by one in yesterday's game on replay, can I just imagine this is how the game ends...

Triple steak burrito's anyone else HATE taco bell commericals, ten times in a row?

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Watching the game as well

The Mohammed Ali thing was really cool.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 2:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

+1

On my birthday.

No need to be distraught. 1-2 is much better than 0-3, we’re going to be fine this season especially when Oden and Webby come back.

by kickbrass on Nov 2, 2008 2:55 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

It is early.

I’m not distraught. When they come back, things will get better. We have proven without Oden before, and I think we can again. Losing record, winning record must stand by my Blazers.

by CanadianBlazerfan on Nov 2, 2008 3:01 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

We can't let the record be broken.

C’mon, we need to get this over 35.

Giving [Batum] the freedom to go for steals is going to be like giving a redneck six boxes of ammo and a quarter mile of empty Bud cans. - Dave

by Cablinasian on Nov 2, 2008 3:16 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

LOL

Mike Rice with the “Oh S***” when his popcorn falls.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 3:20 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

SOCK?

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 3:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SAND?

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

SLIP?

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by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 3:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

There

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

you

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

go

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

again!

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 4:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Things will get better

I got your picture up for you too Andy (photoshop) at your request!

I haven’t had one single piece of candy… I’m thinking about running to Albertsons and raiding the candy section though. Last night I had soo much fun, friends house halloween party. I’d post pics, but way to inappropriate. lol apparently rubber penis’ were in this year. (use your imagination) Anyway this leads me to my Quote of the Day.

“Halloween, Giving Girls an excuse to dress like whores since 1983” somebody

You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a $hit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fukin' book. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

This is my more "user friendly" sig -quote from Good Will Hunting (by mork) lol

by RoysBlazers on Nov 2, 2008 3:22 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

The Seattle Seahawks are a really bad team.

That is all.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 3:35 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

If I played a drinking game

Where I took a drink every time Timbo said something positive, I’d probably couldn’t even cook with wine.

This space for rent.

by tominhawaii on Nov 2, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

See, that's positive...

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 3:49 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

........................ Don't make me name names!

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 3:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You know I love you

But you’re more likely to point out pimple than a beauty mark.

This space for rent.

by tominhawaii on Nov 2, 2008 4:03 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Pshhh

You’d call the beauty mark a mole and ask why they didn’t have it removed or traded for a draft pick.

This space for rent.

by tominhawaii on Nov 2, 2008 4:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hahhaha
or traded for a draft pick.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You owe me 25 cents.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 5:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I am

Also flipping you crap.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't notice.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I still heart you!!!!!

if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he(timbo) replied to himself, i'd be a millionaire, check that, a billionaire. - prezofdeath

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This reminds me of that Allstar Game

When eveyone kept feeding Magic the ball and he ended up with the MVP

PS I really thought Clyde was the MVP that year

"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.

What're you doing? I don't know.

What're you thinking about? I don't know.

Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso

by 92wastheyear on Nov 2, 2008 7:38 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I sure Andy feels the same way I did

He resents the hell out of me

So Thanks…lol

"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.

What're you doing? I don't know.

What're you thinking about? I don't know.

Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso

by 92wastheyear on Nov 2, 2008 7:39 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

dear 92 and the rest of you asholes

this was supposed to be the leastcommented and most red’d fanpost in the history of said events, i only wish I was at home right now, and not out with pretty ladies and handsome gentlemen out on the town enjoying libations, instead of being here being out at a dance party, shaking my groove thang, waiting for my BEdge t shirt, wishin I had met this sophia lady….

I come here to meet chicks...

by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 8:19 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol....what is an a-shole?

"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.

What're you doing? I don't know.

What're you thinking about? I don't know.

Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso

by 92wastheyear on Nov 2, 2008 8:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The dude tries to start a JD at 2 pm on a Sunday to beat you.... HA!!!

92Was is #0!!!

92Was is #0!!!

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 9:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

WhoooHooo!!

I’m #0!!!
I’m #0!!!
I’m #0!!!

"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.

What're you doing? I don't know.

What're you thinking about? I don't know.

Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso

by 92wastheyear on Nov 2, 2008 9:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

saved by zero!

I come here to meet chicks...

by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 10:44 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

AGENT

Zer0

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If I played a drinking game

everytime Timbo replied to himself..

I’d be dead.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 4:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

(insert crass joke here)

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 5:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he replied to himself

i’d be a millionaire

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 5:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

check that

billionaire

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 5:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You owe me 25 cents.

^ there.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome to my signature!

if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he(timbo) replied to himself, i'd be a millionaire, check that, a billionaire. - prezofdeath

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

that is awesome

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 10:54 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Then what does that make the 49ers?

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 4:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Craptacular!

Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog

by LaMarvelous on Nov 2, 2008 9:09 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

that has got to be word-stealing

my friend matt uses that all the time…and he’s pretty much the only one i’ve ever heard it from.

say…..you’re not a 5’10 black-haired Detroit Lions/Minnesota Timberwolves/Cleveland Indians fan, are you?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 11:27 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Gerald Green might be the only person on the planet to quote Starbursty
"It’s like Stephon Marbury said, ’When it rains, you ain’t got no choice, you just got to pull out the umbrella,’ " said Green

by Norsktroll on Nov 2, 2008 3:55 PM PST reply actions   2 recs

I rec'd this

cause It came out of no where. and might not even be real.

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 4:16 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've lost my nice golf umbrella.

Good thing I live in sunny California. We had some rain this weekend. It was lovely. I can breathe the air again.

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 4:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

lol

awesome, seriously that might become my new sig

remember, remember the fifth of November

by Zaron5551 on Nov 2, 2008 4:41 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ehhh notify my if this is inappropriate

but ehh…..what the heck is rihanna talking about in her umbrella song? I’m pretty sure she’s a girl…..

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 11:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

TIMBO'S GREATES' ZITS...

1. Centers must play in the paint. Their main job is to defend the net, like a hockey goalie.

2. Power Forwards should play in the paint. Their main job is to score low and help rebound.

3. Guards should be able to hit the open jumper and get to the rack.

4. Ball hoggery is bad. Teamwork is good.

5. Great basketball is art, not science.

6. “You live by the jumpshot, you die by the jumpshot.” — Charles Barkley

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 5:19 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Corollary: Small ball sucks.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 5:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's QED-able

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Nov 2, 2008 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

ha!

Man I love tongue tacos - Mortimer
Only thing better is Trout on a stick roasted over an open fire - annthefan
I have a pic like that of my dog - tominhawaii

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 2, 2008 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Here's a fun riff from my favorite Nattering Nabob of Negativity, Dwight Jaynes...

…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

A couple of disturbing Trail Blazer trends

by Dwight Jaynes
November 2nd, 2008


It’s way too early to panic. Three games are just three games. And when it comes to statistics, we’re dealing with what the experts call a small sample size. You know, if you start the baseball season by getting hits in five of your first 10 at-bats, it doesn’t mean you’re going to hit .500 for the season.

But on the other hand, I think it merits mention that after three games, the Trail Blazers are the worst defensive team in the NBA, based on the field-goal percentage that opponents have compiled against them.

Teams are shooting a combined 52.3 percent from the field against the Blazers over three games. And worse yet, Portland is allowing opponents to shoot 51.2 percent from three-point range — when the next-worst team in the league is allowing 44.3 percent three-point shooting.

LINK

Sure is a good think that Nate is such a defensive coach, eh? Just think what the numbers would look like if this crew was playing D’Antoniball™®.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 8:14 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Another quote from the above that I agree with 100% (see my rant above):
It sounds so simplistic but I don’t hear many people talking about it: On most nights, the team that gets the best shots wins. That means on defense keeping teams outside and contesting every single shot — and on offense, getting dunks or uncontested layups to go with wide-open three-point shots. If you do all that, you’ll do OK on the boards, too, because you’ll always be in good position to rebound.

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 2, 2008 8:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

i like commenting on my own comment

and my zambian roommate really loves the blazers and he loves Mosi Oa Tunya…look it up

I come here to meet chicks...

by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 8:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Would the fact that the Blazers

have played three of the top six teams in the league have anything to do with that stat?

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 2, 2008 10:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is Musonda

I love the blazers..I am Andy’s room mate and I knew about teh Blazers 4 yrs ago before Imoved to the US. and now I live in the USA and I get to see them errday they play at home..belive me they are popular in Zambia too except my friends dont think Oden was a good idea….get back to me bout the NBA and its effects on Africa..well at least Zambia(a soccer ridden nation; which I am very proud of as a soccer player)..lol

I come here to meet chicks...

by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 2, 2008 8:26 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Andy

the “lol” at the end gives you away.

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Nov 2, 2008 11:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Please

Tell your Zambian roommate that I don’t believe Zambia exists. Also I won’t believe any geography you drop on me.

if i started a beer company and sold one beer for every time he(timbo) replied to himself, i'd be a millionaire, check that, a billionaire. - prezofdeath

by Outlaw is Rejector on Nov 3, 2008 12:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

the lol gives it away? I actually didn't write that, my Zambian roommate did,

I NEVER mis spell THE, and he is a soccer player, he played on the junior national team, oh, and I hate mondays!

I come here to meet chicks...

by BlazermaniacAndy on Nov 3, 2008 12:15 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

“Soccer ridden”, lol, sounds like a disease. Zambia, mhm, one more country I have never been too. Seems like a fine place.

by Norsktroll on Nov 3, 2008 1:02 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think the fact that they've been playing certifiably rotten defense explains a large part of it...

………………………… Obviously, good teams can exploit this more effectively than the stinkies of the world…

FREE SERGIO -- Trade Him or Cut Him NOW!!!

by timbo on Nov 3, 2008 8:12 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Is the board to blame for you calling me Milton?

For the record, if you want to nickname me, I prefer Animal, with a capital A, to distinguish me from my strange son, philthyanimal. Miled is the adjective.

Okay, so what were we discussing? Oh yeah… I disagree about the Blazer defense. It wasn’t always perfect, but they look better this year than last. You’re right that good teams take better advantage of defensive lapses than do bad teams, but San Antonio hit 56% from beyond the arc. Who is going to stop that?

"Personally, I'd rather give an elephant a prostate exam on Chili Day." --Dave on rooting for the Lakers or Celtics

by MiledAnimal on Nov 3, 2008 10:16 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

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