TRAIL MIX 11/17/08 -- Get rid of Joel Przybilla...Get Eddie Curry edition
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:22 PM PST
179 comments
MIGHT AS WELL GET 2-FOR-1 MILEAGE OUT OF THIS ONE SINCE THERE'S NO NEW GARBAGE DUMP UP THIS MORNING...
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Why has this not been talked about? The faster this team upgrades at its weakest backup scorer the quicker we win. Now I know this wont be popular because the media likes to create heroes and villains (for some reason they made Curry a villain) but lets examine this a bit further.
- He still has a few good years left. He's not quite 26.
- He has been placed in terrible situations for his entire career. Chicago and New York have been for the most part "talent wastelands". Everyone jumps on him because he gets sick of losing and is slow and fat? Something just doesnt add up.
- You would have to give up next to nothing to get him. The Blazers sign him. He goes down in flames. So what? The long term plan goes untouched.
- He's at the end of carreer and he knows it. How many star athletes who are so overweight and leaden on their feet grow out more and fit in on a winning franchise? His backside is endless.
- Most importantly, he is exactly the opposite of Joel Przybilla. His perimeter jumper is at least average. He can create things on his own. He sees the floor very well. What is Pryz other than a putback threat and a televised game liability?
I simply dont see enough of a negative to at least consider this option.
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I think we’re on the same page Timbo…
Oden/Pryz
LMA/Frye
WebFoot/Trout
Roy/Rudy
Blake/Bayless
**Champs 08-09**
by BigCelPhone on Nov 16, 2008 6:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yah...
And I saw Joel at a strip club once. Trade that ass hat.
"Brandon Roy is your favorite restaurant" - Dave
by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 16, 2008 6:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I saw Joel slap a stripper once
She never saw it coming, and Joel just leaned over her as she tried to stand back up and pointed at his tattoo and said “NOT IN MY HOUSE”. Then another girl came over to help the first girl up and Joel kicked her in the neck and said “AND 1” while pointing to that tattoo.
And then he solemnly prayed with a rosary dangling from his hand.
THAT JOEL DESERVES HIS OWN REALITY SHOW.
Morty
by Mortimer on Nov 16, 2008 6:29 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
........... and when Joel throws down, he really throws down.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Eddie Curry, on the other hand, likes libraries and croquet.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Curry also collects butterflies and owns a toy poodle named Rodney.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
hahahaha
anybody else notice that lamarcus stole joel’s praying hands tatoo?
"im a buffet of goodness"-Channing Frye
by burritoman on Nov 16, 2008 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Rec me, big boys!!!
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:25 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I
Did
life is like a bank, you can only take out as much as you put in. -Cal Ripken Sr.
by winnerwinner on Nov 16, 2008 6:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious
I could not believe that guy.
life is like a bank, you can only take out as much as you put in. -Cal Ripken Sr.
by winnerwinner on Nov 16, 2008 6:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I do not appreciate your tone. I am completely serious about this.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Well, YOUR tone is more toney than my toney tone.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 8:27 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
I don’t appreciate YOUR tone! Seriously, the first guys tone was bad, but your tone is just way over the top. Did you have to do a fake whiny British accent when your wrote your comment? Really uncalled for. Your volume was also way too loud. There’s no need to yell.
by Nick Van Excellent on Nov 16, 2008 8:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oi! Piss off!!!!
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 8:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm tone deaf.
SO I don’t understand what this is all about.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 12:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What's Stevie Francis doing these days?
……………………….. We could get him, too, probably… That guy can really fill it up!
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:30 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Umm, yeah and while we are at it...
lets get rid of LMA and get ZBo back and that BRoy what a loser – got to go.
Oh and Rudy – come on how worthless!
I could go on but what is my point? Timbo what ever you were smoking is not healthy.
I hope that this was actually all in fun because I for one am not drinking any of the Kool-Aid that this post is offering.
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
by LaMarvelous on Nov 16, 2008 9:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I just read TrentEdwards post and now I get it....
hey what can I say I will alway read timbo before TrentEdwards.
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by LaMarvelous on Nov 16, 2008 9:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that Greg Anthony has been practicing at 24 Hour Fitness
Why hasn’t KP stopped being lazy and signed him already. Waive Sergio.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 16, 2008 6:38 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Wow
I had not seen that other post yet, and seeing this by the esteemed timbo made something break in my brain. I’m not sure what functions I’ve lost yet, but I’m sure it will become apparent soon enoyaaaateffffffvoaugvduhaclllllllllllaisudhhoaiiichjlx..
"you rock, sir" -prezofdeath
"You can add me to the list of those who think you rock" -Mortimer
by Sarbonis on Nov 16, 2008 6:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I've just been pretending to be a Pryz fan for the last couple years... This is the way I really feel. Sorry for the confusion.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What about Darko?
Or Kwame Brown? I hear there is this super athletic guy who was just cut by the Celtics that’s available. I forget his name, but I know he’s starred in a movie! That can only be good for the Blazers. Could we get Allen Houston or maybe Michael Jordan will come out of retirement for us.
Actually, I think the best thing to do would be to just swap rosters with the Grizzles.
I really think we need a wacky trade and sarcastic response section in the daily junk drawer.
WWKPD?
by Magnum on Nov 16, 2008 6:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
you want to know what about Darko? free him, free his a$$
come on Jerusalum Shells
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 16, 2008 6:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get him and Bonzi
That would jus about do it!!
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
by 92wastheyear on Nov 16, 2008 6:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Bonzi is off-limits
and untradable
Lord, help me to be the kind of person my psychiatrist medicates me to be
by bow4meow on Nov 16, 2008 6:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ironically, the one guy that the Blazers could NOT get is the guy they could have had for RLEC this summer -- Zbo.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 6:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Is Z-Bo > Frye?
Well, maybe. But older and much more expensive, and potentially standing in the development of LMA and the playing style of the team. So he had to go.
by Norsktroll on Nov 17, 2008 3:37 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I understand. But it is ironic that the guy they were trying to give away this summer has become the new superstar center of D'Antoniball...
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 8:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This must have been what Starbury was talking about
when the Z-Bo trade was struck
by tingeyga on Nov 17, 2008 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious take
Timbos Colbert Report to TrentEdwardsHoF2018 O’Reilly Factor… classic. Are you just a tad bored today T?
Lord, help me to be the kind of person my psychiatrist medicates me to be
by bow4meow on Nov 16, 2008 6:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
great analogy
my guess is that TrentEdwards will be gone from BE in the next 72 hours.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 16, 2008 6:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wow, with that front court..............
…………………………………………..we could have the most irregular heartbeat front court in the NBA!
I know what music are starting lineup will come out to: Don Johnson’s Heartbeat.
by RoyDrexler on Nov 16, 2008 6:59 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Timbo, if want attention why dont you just paint yourself neon yellow and ride your bike to portland
and speaking of talent wastelands, Portland hasn’t been to the playoffs in 5 years! Brandon Roy LaMarcus Aldridge and Greg Oden are just good players in a bad position, we can win NOW for next to nothing if Paul Allen buys Kobe Bryant and Amare Stoudemire and the big Italian “really talented” big dood in Toronto that is also a talented player playing for a talent wasteland. Hey if it doesnt work out, no harm done we can still have our long term plans.
Sophia
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson
by BlazerFan1 on Nov 16, 2008 7:03 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
certainly you meant Frau
Lord, help me to be the kind of person my psychiatrist medicates me to be
by bow4meow on Nov 16, 2008 7:14 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I see that nude cycling has been ruled to be protected free speech in Portland, so So may be on to something...
I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride my bike!
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 8:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
You mean like this?
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
by LaMarvelous on Nov 16, 2008 9:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or was that over the top?
Blazer's Edge Ambassador to The Dream Shake Blog
by LaMarvelous on Nov 16, 2008 9:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, they air-brushed a bikini bottom on there...
………………………. Early pressings of the album had a 4 color poster of a nude bicycle race with about 100 naked women.
Too bad the album sucked, ha ha.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 11:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Wrong...wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong!
Jazz was a great album. Yes I have it. Yes it has the poster. Yes my wife knows I have the album with the poster.
by DonkeyShins on Nov 17, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was a HUGE Queen fan, and that's the one that first got me scratching my head. "The Game" was the actual Jump The Shark episode though...
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 8:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed on The Game
OK. We get it. You like “Highlander”. Now shut up and give us “Stone Cold Crazy”.
by DonkeyShins on Nov 17, 2008 9:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Whoops!
Got my discography wrong. Was confusing “The Game” with “A Kind of Magic”. I don’t mind “The Game” that much – although it was a bit too poppy compared to earlier works. But let’s be honest, it really went downhill in the 1980s…
by DonkeyShins on Nov 17, 2008 9:13 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I liked The Game also
I kinda ranked them as follows
1. A Night at The Opera
2. News of The World
3. The Game
4. A Day at the Races
97th. Flash Gordon soundtrack
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
by 92wastheyear on Nov 17, 2008 5:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Here's mine...
1. Night at the Opera
2. Day at the Races
3. Sheer Heart Attack
4. Queen II
5. Queen
A few songs on News of the World are okay.
That is all.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 6:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That is the 1st 5, isn't it?
A Night at the Opera was the 1st Queen album I heard (not the 1st Queen song though, I think that was Killer Queen) .
Me and a friend drove (in his Chevy Vega) from Grants Pass to Seattle (and back) and at about Canyonville we realized we had brought only one 8-Track with us…….A Night at the Opera! It was a fifty-fifty shot….we would either grow to love it…or hate it. We loved that album!!
PS that is one of my fav 70’s moments
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
by 92wastheyear on Nov 17, 2008 6:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't call this trolling
What Timbo did is more akin to gill netting.
by DonkeyShins on Nov 17, 2008 12:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Or throwing a stick of dynamite off the side of the boat
and sccoping up what floats
by LetsBlaze on Nov 17, 2008 9:51 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My preferred method of fishing.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No
Your right that New Your is a wasteland, if only you don’t live there. Look Thomas was OK before he came to the wasteland. Lets get Marbury he has been in a wasteland for ever, and we need to save him. Heck, Paul Allen can buy the whole wasteland and we can have our celebration there after we win a ring after we get Marbury.
And Oden, once again, is a rookie, so non-stop fast break basketball is like fast-forwarding a song while he's trying to learn the lyrics.
by RipCity on Nov 16, 2008 7:26 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Get rid of Mortimer...Get Blazers RULE!
Is it too late to make that BE trade?
by shralpster on Nov 16, 2008 7:27 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Blazers RULE
he has been laying wasted for ever in a wasteland lets save him
And Oden, once again, is a rookie, so non-stop fast break basketball is like fast-forwarding a song while he's trying to learn the lyrics.
by RipCity on Nov 16, 2008 7:30 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't forget Blazers Die Nasty, he might be useful as cap filler...
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 8:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No
he is Portland Die Nasty,and nothing to do with the Blazers.
And Oden, once again, is a rookie, so non-stop fast break basketball is like fast-forwarding a song while he's trying to learn the lyrics.
by RipCity on Nov 16, 2008 8:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
BlazersDynasty was last year's trolling sensation...
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 11:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
....................... not counting me, ha ha.
That joke is for you 323.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 11:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you're not a troll
just, ummm, difficult.
by Section323 on Nov 17, 2008 8:11 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I know
lets trade BE cuz its been a wasteland with the crazy trades
And Oden, once again, is a rookie, so non-stop fast break basketball is like fast-forwarding a song while he's trying to learn the lyrics.
by RipCity on Nov 16, 2008 7:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I think The Dream Shake is available.
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"
by rockingharder on Nov 16, 2008 7:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It's been abandoned
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
by 92wastheyear on Nov 17, 2008 12:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
where
is TrentEdwardsHoF2018 now?
I never was quite able to discern if his original post was supposed to be a joke or if he was serious. The comments seemed to be split.
by twggyy on Nov 16, 2008 7:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
What's the over/under on when TrentEdwards crawls out of his hole?
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 16, 2008 8:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we all know that
Pippenainteasy is all of the trolls who have ever existed here. It’s all the same guy, so the over/under should be when the next obvious troll shows up. 2 weeks or some a bad game or a new injury to someone in the rotation, whichever comes first.
WWKPD?
by Magnum on Nov 16, 2008 8:07 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hate to think this thread is a parody of a parody -- I think there's some math rule where a double parody makes this thread serious, and then KP is gonna be dishing Pryz for pennies on the dollar, since he always gets slapped dealing with the NYK.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 8:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Crack should be banned !
Trade Joel, Never !!!
It's GO time !
by walkoff41 on Nov 16, 2008 8:15 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Isn't Przybilla
ranked as a top 7 defender of all players in the league…..
by BRye on Nov 16, 2008 8:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
top 7?
whered you hear this? Eddy Curry is waaaaay better………………….
by raging WebTed on Nov 16, 2008 8:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
actually
I would like to know where you heard that. I assume you mean top 7 post defender.
WWKPD?
by Magnum on Nov 16, 2008 8:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Last season
either NBA.com or ESPN.com ranked all players based on various defensive stats. Joel was ranked 7. Other players were Duncan, Garnet, Kobe….. Przybilla was virtually the only non-superstar in the top 15.
by BRye on Nov 16, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
here is a link from another NBA site:
http://www.all-nba-all-basketball.com/best_nba_defenders.html
by BRye on Nov 16, 2008 8:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
and
this guy has Przybilla as 8th best defensive center:
http://www.82games.com/rosenbaum3.htm
by BRye on Nov 16, 2008 8:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, we're covered on both ends!
RLEC is third from the bottom.
by DonkeyShins on Nov 17, 2008 12:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
the above link was
for 04-05 season, I have to believe Joel is a far better defender now than he was back then.
also:
http://forum.bettingadvice.com/viewtopic.php?p=2338201
"Przybilla was the team’s best defender, finishing the season with 4.8 ppg and 8.4 rpg. He finished the season in 4th in the whole league in terms of rebounds per 48 minutes with 12.0, which shows how dominant he can be in the paint. Hardly we can find another player who averaged 8.4 rpg with just 23.6 minutes per game! "
by BRye on Nov 16, 2008 8:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
So the Nicks are going to better defensively, since we are we already traded him for Eddy Curry.
And Oden, once again, is a rookie, so non-stop fast break basketball is like fast-forwarding a song while he's trying to learn the lyrics.
by RipCity on Nov 16, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Stats don't tell the whole store.
Head tattoos, neck tattoos, that’s what you’re really looking for.
by Nick Van Excellent on Nov 16, 2008 8:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Trade Rudy and RLEC for the Stache
and let’s turn up the volume on mockery
by Love on Nov 16, 2008 8:22 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Top 7
That sounds like something Bill Walton would say… “He’s one of the top seven defensive centers from Minnesota of all time.”
by ChiefRunningMouth on Nov 16, 2008 8:32 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
And he's in Charles Barkley's phone circle of 7-foot tall white men also...
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 8:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah seriously.
Trent comes in here and makes a really funny Joke and then Timbo goes and steals it. Not cool, not cool at all.
by Nick Van Excellent on Nov 16, 2008 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Get rid of Nate McMillian... hire Rick Fox!
So what if he’s never been a coach… he’s beautiful. He’s even better looking than Reggie Theus (if that’s possible). Comcast would be forced to make deals with the other cable providers. Rick Fox is just that appealing.
by Nick Van Excellent on Nov 16, 2008 8:39 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
if we get Rick Fox
then we can let Rebecca Haarlow’s contract expire in favor of Vanessa Williams.
Honor Terry Porter
by Philthyanimal on Nov 16, 2008 8:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't even think of that.
It’s like a two for one deal.
by Nick Van Excellent on Nov 16, 2008 8:54 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
It might actually be worth exchanging Nate for Fox...
… if it means Vanessa Williams in the Rose Garden on a frequent basis.
Although last time I checked, she likes him even less than most Blazer fans.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Timbo, you're going to wear a hole in your cheek.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Nov 16, 2008 8:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
were have you been hidding?
Outlaw been traded 100 times, but he is still jacking up shots on the Blazers team
And Oden, once again, is a rookie, so non-stop fast break basketball is like fast-forwarding a song while he's trying to learn the lyrics.
by RipCity on Nov 16, 2008 8:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking 6 months or a year to just travel to where we find ourselves and I just replaced the
stupid Dell that died the night before we left Oregon. We had a coatimundi as a camp friend last night.
"Aneurysm".
When Outlaw wins a game on a last-second shot, it’s called an "annthefaneurysm". QualityPie
by annthefan on Nov 16, 2008 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
A coatimundi?
Dang that’s cool. Best we’ve ever been able to score in NM/AZ is a ringtail. Keep an eye (ear) out for those elf owls!
by Corvid on Nov 16, 2008 10:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I found a salamander in our greenhouse today
Not as cool as a coatimundi, but it’s an amphibian, which has to count for something.
by DonkeyShins on Nov 17, 2008 12:05 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have wild turkeys in my backyard
even before the bourbon kicks in…
by LetsBlaze on Nov 17, 2008 9:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have various dead animal parts in my freezer.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 12:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have to kick the deer out of my way
To get to the truck in the driveway
by southern oregon on Nov 17, 2008 7:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What's with all the negativity today?
Is there just nothing to talk about but “I told you so’s” and “That idea is stupid”?
by einman77 on Nov 16, 2008 9:02 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
ha ha ha ha haha ha ha
His backside is endless
so funny. Plus 1
by 50backflips on Nov 16, 2008 9:05 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
lol
i liked that 2
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 16, 2008 9:21 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this has to be a joke
joel is the perfect backup center for our championship teams, a center half of the teams in the nba would kill for as a starting center. eddy curry is a turd. he is an anti-blazer, kp wouldn’t sign him if he was being held at gunpoint. have you not paid attention to the culture our team has built?
seriously, if that was a sincere idea, you either don’t understand basketball or you don’t understand portland.
good god.
by blazersunited on Nov 16, 2008 9:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
You just don't understand timbo
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 12:24 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
+ 1,000,000
But I can only rec it once :)
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Nov 17, 2008 12:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
For the matter, name one person who does
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 17, 2008 12:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!!!!
Nice work!
"The match in Los Angeles is a good opportunity to begin to demonstrate that we want to make war." Rudy Fernández (translated)
by G_dubs on Nov 16, 2008 9:11 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
the sad thing is that there are people taking u seriously.
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 16, 2008 9:20 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Why did the Junk Drawer just blow up and explode over the rest of the site?
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 16, 2008 9:23 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
because it's sunday and there isn't a game today or tomorrow...
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson
by BlazerFan1 on Nov 16, 2008 9:29 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Jerryd Bayless has two emotions: Kill and Win.
"I want to put points on your face."
-Rudy to Pau Gasol
NorrisHopper30: "someone injure pubert jones"
by rockingharder on Nov 16, 2008 9:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
In order for Trent Edwards to get into the Hall Of Fame in 2018, he would need to compile five years’ worth of mind-blowing statistics, and then retire in 2013 at age 30, and then get voted in on his first year of eligibility.
I’d rate that on par with the likelihood of KP scooping up Marbury this year.
MLB2PDX!!! (someday...)
by The Cactus Leaguer on Nov 16, 2008 10:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Timbo...
Can we perhaps try to achieve one of these per from now on? I’ll take the next one;-)
"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy
by courtsideerrandboy on Nov 16, 2008 10:53 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I like this trade. It's fair value for both teams!!!
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 16, 2008 11:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Homeless trools are starving
Give freely during the holiday season,the rest of the year ignore them
by southern oregon on Nov 16, 2008 11:14 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Jail Blazer Reunion
Bonze, Damon, Ruben, and Miles are on the market. Trade for Sheed and the Blazers have an awesome starting lineup.
BINGO, BANGO, BONGO
by blzrfan on Nov 16, 2008 11:16 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
maybe we could have an honor our jailblazer heritage night. Now that would be fun!
Can I buy you a fish sandwich?
by silkybrown on Nov 17, 2008 2:10 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
i miss the good ol days
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 17, 2008 12:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
This should the poster for why we should be so happy
to be Blazer fans today.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
WHOA
Jason Quick wasn’t the author of underwhelmed after all!
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 17, 2008 12:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Think of what would happen if you had Eddy Curry on one side and LMA on the other?
(just think of LMA every time you heard the words Zach Randolph in this video)
by tingeyga on Nov 16, 2008 11:47 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I don't get tired of that
Sometimes I wonder if Marbury has a mental illness. He starts talking and you can see he gets lost, like part of his consciousness is occupied listening to the voices in his head.
by shralpster on Nov 17, 2008 11:38 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That video is the gift that keeps on giving
The was a post on Deadspin a while back where Marbury was talking about spaceships and Noah’s ark and other thoughts that aren’t entirely clear. But it did contain this nugget of wisdom:
If I didn’t play the way how I played, I wouldn’t have gotten no max contract. … Don’t get mad at me, because I’m telling you what’s real. One plus one is two, all day long, and it’s never gonna change. And that’s factorial.
by tingeyga on Nov 17, 2008 12:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I am just too polite for this site :)
I thought about something like this, but instead just commented in the original thread. Funny job Timbo.
by Norsktroll on Nov 17, 2008 3:42 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Did I miss something?
timbo…
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Nov 17, 2008 7:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Not really.
Oden is pretty good, by the way. I missed that being while I was being overly underwhelmed… Then ya look at the numbers coming in and it’s a HOLY CRAP moment…
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 9:02 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like TrentEdwardsHOF has crawled out of his sorry little hole
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 17, 2008 9:31 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Making fun of the guy's trade proposal is one thing.
You have to learn to take the heat when you voice your opinions.
However your comment above is uncalled for. You may not have liked his proposal or his tone in some of his follow up remarks, but that does not justify being as insulting as “crawled out of his sorry little hole.”
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 12:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
good point
I meant to say “He’s back” … sorry, my fingers slipped on the keyboard.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 17, 2008 4:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, friend
you’ve been over the top more than once, and I really don’t want to have to start flagging your posts.
The most amazing thing about my amazing ego is I have amazingly little about which to be egotistical.
The pick and roll this year will emphasize "roll" followed by "dunk", followed by the wailings and lamentations of your women.
by jscot on Nov 18, 2008 3:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
you don't... just close your eyes, scroll past, and tell yourself it was a nightmare
and I’ll try to contain the beast within from now on.
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 18, 2008 12:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I ordered this comfy chair today to watch the latest trades and games
by Norsktroll on Nov 17, 2008 9:46 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Looks like that was designed by
Stay classy Portland.
by RoyDrexler on Nov 17, 2008 10:08 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this has to be a joke
joel is the perfect backup center for our championship teams, a center half of the teams in the nba would kill for as a starting center. eddy curry is a turd. he is an anti-blazer, kp wouldn’t sign him if he was being held at gunpoint. have you not paid attention to the culture our team has built?
seriously, if that was a sincere idea, you either don’t understand basketball or you don’t understand portland.
good god.
by blazersunited on Nov 17, 2008 9:56 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Mark Cuban chaged with insider trading!
by Bust a Bucket on Nov 17, 2008 10:00 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
He needs better inside sources.
Because Kidd is not nearly as good as Harris right now.
by DrivetheLane on Nov 17, 2008 11:29 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lol
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 17, 2008 11:33 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone know
what Hollinger said about Oden on his Insider column on friday? On the Hollinger ESPN page I see something titled “Greg Oden’s New Nickname,” but I don’t have insider so I’m curious what he said about Greg.
"I like blocks," Fernandez said.
by joelor on Nov 17, 2008 11:32 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
power rankings up at nba.com
in process of learning the Dvorak keyboard so my typing might be short, slow, & generally suckish.
by prezofdeath on Nov 17, 2008 11:35 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
bulls waive demetris (a trip of links :))
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Nov 17, 2008 12:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Blazers Edge is underwhelming today.
I hope when this tread comes down, that folks will take that Marbury thread down too. I think it was only rec’ed so that this post would make sense.
by tominhawaii on Nov 17, 2008 1:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Funny you should say that
I was just thinking the same thing. I have been pretty quiet today due to the lack of anything interesting going on here.
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Nov 17, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Which topic do you think would get things interesting?
1) Global warming
2) Same sex marriage
3) Abortion
or
A) Trading Sergio / B;ake / Travis / Channing
B) Who is the bigger bust – Oden or Bayless
C) How much longer before Nate needs to be fired.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
we're due for a good dose of C.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Nov 17, 2008 5:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Great picture by the way
I TOTALLY forgot that you met KP that night too :)
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Nov 17, 2008 1:10 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks
You can’t tell in most photos, but he has little people proportions so his head is really big.
by tominhawaii on Nov 17, 2008 1:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
And an angelic glow around his body
Are Blazer fans suprised? No, cuz KP is heavenly.
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Nov 17, 2008 1:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Marbury thread was rec'ed first
A few people including myself asked why, and Timbo wrote this parody.
I just put up Channing’s list of the “Sweatiest NBA Players” in the fanshots. That should be right up Tom’s alley.
by Norsktroll on Nov 17, 2008 1:33 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Depends on part of them is the sweatiest.
If it’s not about the gonadal region, Tom’s probably not too interested.
hakkaa päälle !
by timg56 on Nov 17, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The real question, is who's reccing?
Was it Timbo just so he could write his parody? I think this is a BEdge conspiracy.
by tominhawaii on Nov 17, 2008 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't have bothered if it didn't get recced to the top. It sort of pissed me off for a minute, but I guess that it's funny if you think about it.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 6:22 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Did you know there was a tie in the NFL last night?
I started watching cartoons and didn’t follow up on the football news.
by tominhawaii on Nov 17, 2008 2:17 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I hate being an Eagles fan right now.
"Brandon Roy is your favorite restaurant" - Dave
by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 17, 2008 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
No way!!! The Eagle are great
Hotel California is the best ever!!
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
by 92wastheyear on Nov 17, 2008 5:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
How excited are you folks about Jimmie Johnson winning 3-race things in a row?
by tominhawaii on Nov 17, 2008 3:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
The pseudo-redneck who works at the store says his real redneck friend calls Jimmie Johnson & Jeff Gordon "the rainbow warriors."
………………………………. Pretty boy Californians and all…
Ironically, said redneck is a huge Dale Dr. fan.
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 6:24 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Dale and his All-Jug Band??
"Fez, the foundation of any good relationship is three little words: I-don't-know.
What're you doing? I don't know.
What're you thinking about? I don't know.
Who's that under you? I don't know. "
-Michael Kelso
by 92wastheyear on Nov 17, 2008 6:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Could Sheed become a good coach one day? Kwame Brown seems to suck less these days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQUeIo4nVrA
Or maybe he is just explaining the way to a party.
by Norsktroll on Nov 17, 2008 3:54 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
I'm down for getting rid of Nate for Rasheed.
by tominhawaii on Nov 17, 2008 4:09 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
this rasheed?
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Nov 17, 2008 5:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The Warriors have extended Stephen Jackson by three years through 2012/13
Gavin’s favorite target besides Vince Carter is off the market :)
Somebody wants to make a fanpost to discuss this “completely surprising” development that he won’t become a Blazer?
by Norsktroll on Nov 17, 2008 4:37 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Trent Edwards
2 picks in 3 plays.
HOF
"Brandon Roy is your favorite restaurant" - Dave
by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 17, 2008 5:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Three in one quarter... Give him a prize!
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 6:25 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
What the fudgin game not on TV???
"People? You man Sheeple."
by Mike-Fu on Nov 17, 2008 7:28 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Oh. I see. The game is tomorrow. Not tonight. Tomorrow.
"People? You man Sheeple."
by Mike-Fu on Nov 17, 2008 7:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Don't give up. Keep trying, they might put it on tonight anyway...
"Sergio is clearly the MJ of 3rd string point guards!" —Mortimer Pritchard
by timbo on Nov 17, 2008 10:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
AWWWW MAAAAN! :( don’t be sad guys I’ll sing for you.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Nov 17, 2008 9:35 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
Are they back? I thought one of them was a decent actor now?
Phew, I thought NIN was cancelled. That would be tough for a lot of guys. This way it’s tough for a lot of girls :)
by Norsktroll on Nov 18, 2008 4:56 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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