Whereas some people have already labeled Greg Oden a bust. And..
Whereas the defense against this is to say "you can't call Oden a bust after 29 minutes of NBA time." Therefore be it...
Resolved that an additional 24 minutes does not make Oden the next big thing, no matter how awesome those 24 minutes were. The sample size is simply too small right now. But be it. also..
Resolved that we sure do hope he does continue not only his season, but his entire career matching and exceeding tonight's performance. Finally, be it also...
Resolved that I only needed four points to write this Fanshot, yet it still insists on listing number 5.
