Today's Poll
by Ben. on Nov 12, 2008 10:00 AM PST
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Have you ever been to the Heat's website? The graphics look like they were made by middle schoolers. This page of photos is also hilarious.
Anyway...
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I'll just be happy if he gets in and dunks at all.
Maybe its just me, but I just want to see oden play.. if he gets a dunk, thats a bonus. :)
by TheWorkz on Nov 12, 2008 10:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I want 10$ season tickets... :(
dam northwest inflation.
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Nov 12, 2008 10:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Uh... This page is better
http://www.nba.com/heat/dance/index.html
I don’t know how to turn it into a link. Hopefully, it will magically happen when I press post.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 10:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
woo hoo
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care where you are from
“Odaymis” is not a name.
Sounds like a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley.
"I like blocks," Fernandez said.
by joelor on Nov 12, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
We shouldn't bash 'em for trying to bring us country bumpkins a little culture.
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
lol
no offense, but I’ve never taken a class in school about web design, and I guarantee i could make a better website than theirs
I've got a plan......we lob up a bad shot that Dwight can block, but we do it in such a way that it hits either Rashard or Hedo in the head knocking them out for the game.
--Magnum
by prezofdeath on Nov 12, 2008 10:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah but
Will you have content that good? Heat Dancers are better then anything written.
by GUnit on Nov 12, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Martell knows where the real action is at
I've got a plan......we lob up a bad shot that Dwight can block, but we do it in such a way that it hits either Rashard or Hedo in the head knocking them out for the game.
--Magnum
by prezofdeath on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
With boots like that,
she should change her name to Rebecca Harlot. Oh, snap.
It’s good to see Martell working on his game even when he’s injured.
Thanks I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and tip your waitress.
"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." - LD
by RoyDrexler on Nov 13, 2008 12:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I have
I’ve taken a class about web design, and I guarantee You could make a better website than that one. Content is another issue
Ducks Go!
by trumpetduck on Nov 12, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
i dont see how someone who gets paid could proudly put that on the web. on the other hand…no offense to the blazer dancers, but those girls are smokin.
Honor Terry Porter
by Philthyanimal on Nov 12, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm...
The hornets’ dancers are H-O-T hot.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
(goes to hornets.com)
definitely some lookers in that bunch.
Honor Terry Porter
by Philthyanimal on Nov 12, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
The game I attended there, I had to drag my jaw out behind me on the ground.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
(doesn't go to hornets.com)
Not married yet, but someday I will be……..
and the wifey wouldn’t appreciate checking random babes.
I mean, what if I found out my wife had been like…lusting after random French or Spanish guys who play basketball?
I've got a plan......we lob up a bad shot that Dwight can block, but we do it in such a way that it hits either Rashard or Hedo in the head knocking them out for the game.
--Magnum
by prezofdeath on Nov 12, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
so you would turn down Twiggs and Sophia?
Honor Terry Porter
by Philthyanimal on Nov 12, 2008 12:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Flanders? Is that you?
I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich
by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Heat team photos
While the team photos are funny… ROBOCELINE is downright scary… Is she featured in the upcoming terminator 4 movie?
by BradBBlazer on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
HA!!!!
i mean, really.
Really?
???
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 10:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Quinn wins hands down.
But everybody on that page looks like Grade A dorks.
Some Heat marketing moron was like: Let’s put ‘em in black suits ala “blues Brothers” and they’ll look classy and cool.
Ummmm, no. Just stupid.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinkin will smith in black..but blues bro's works too!! ;)
The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.
by faith on Nov 12, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
If they wore black glasses and the hat from Blues Brothers, then they would be cool. They look like pallbearer.
by tominhawaii on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
They kinda look like this ...
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure Quinn
Legally has to let everyone in the neighborhood know when he moves in…
by In Walks Rudy on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Very true.
With a face like that, they just go running from their homes.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I miss me some James Jones
Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09
"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez
by twiggs on Nov 12, 2008 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
I can't help but think
He still looks like a grandpa when he sleeps.
by NWfan on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
poor James Jones
The pictures kinda small, but Im giving the C's a big thumbs down
by Blazermaniac77 on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
Sleepy Grampa!
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs
My internal monologue when I looked at those pics...
First thought: Bow-chicka-bow-wow
Second thought: What is this, prom night?
Third thought: Oh, James Jones is working that Zoolander “Magnum” look.
Fourth thought: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SERIAL KILLER!!! Oh, wait, that’s Chris Quinn? Oh. (man does he look FUH-REEEEEKY).
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"
by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
Where's Wade in the Poll?
I voted for “other” because he’s going to dunk on DWade. It’s going to be a posterization.
"Greg Oden is the strongest guy in the NBA" - Channing Frye.
by TallTimber on Nov 12, 2008 11:03 AM PST reply actions 1 recs
MIAMI
I’ve spent some time in Miami, it’s different there. It’s not even like being in the U.S. I suppose it has similarities to L.A.
Did you notice on the (laughable) website how they have a huge sign on their stadium saying, “we’re white hot” ? It’s because they know the guys will actually come to the game if they’re encouraged to wear their styly white collar shirt. Otherwise the game is just fashionably unacceptable. I bet there’s like 7,000 open seats at this game.
Speakin of which, did you notice how sparse the Orlando crowd was? Pretty ridiculous for a playoff team with D. Howard.
"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy
by courtsideerrandboy on Nov 12, 2008 11:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs
please check this out
take a look and tell me that Chris Quinn doesn’t look EXACTLY like Ethan Hawke in Training Day….sorry I don’t know how to link or post the pics
by SalemORguy on Nov 12, 2008 12:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
He does look like Ethan Hawke
Gosh, I didn’t realize how homely Ethan was…
"I'd hate to be you if I were me." - Eddie (Barfly)
by NBAstard on Nov 12, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't nice
Sorry, Ethan, you don’t look like Chris Quinn.
"I'd hate to be you if I were me." - Eddie (Barfly)
by NBAstard on Nov 12, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
... no, he's pretty homly
I really hated Training Day. I guess my hopes were high that it would have some merit other than good cop vs. bad cop. But, no, you could pretty much guess the entire plot line by glancing at the movie poster.
Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.
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by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
thanks guys
just wanted to make sure I wasn’t crazy for thinking this
by SalemORguy on Nov 12, 2008 1:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
new avatar
"Brandon Roy is your favorite restaurant" - Dave
by Sabonis4Ever on Nov 12, 2008 1:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
At just a glance
He reminds me of Kevin Bacon in Foot Loose.
by tominhawaii on Nov 12, 2008 8:17 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs
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