Today's Poll

by Ben. on Nov 12, 2008 10:00 AM PST Comment 47 comments

Have you ever been to the Heat's website? The graphics look like they were made by middle schoolers. This page of photos is also hilarious.

Anyway...

Poll

Who gets dunked on by Oden first?

Beasley

194 votes

Blount

125 votes

Diawara

28 votes

Haslem

359 votes

Marion

45 votes

Wright

11 votes

Other

21 votes

Nobody

63 votes

This team has more scrubs than the Timberwolves

134 votes

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I'll just be happy if he gets in and dunks at all.

Maybe its just me, but I just want to see oden play.. if he gets a dunk, thats a bonus. :)

by TheWorkz on Nov 12, 2008 10:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

i'm with you

by DrivetheLane on Nov 12, 2008 10:35 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

me too

by Stegie33 on Nov 12, 2008 10:46 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I want 10$ season tickets... :(

dam northwest inflation.

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Nov 12, 2008 10:11 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Uh... This page is better

http://www.nba.com/heat/dance/index.html

I don’t know how to turn it into a link. Hopefully, it will magically happen when I press post.

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 10:14 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

woo hoo

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't care where you are from

“Odaymis” is not a name.

Sounds like a poem by Percy Bysshe Shelley.

"I like blocks," Fernandez said.

by joelor on Nov 12, 2008 1:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

We shouldn't bash 'em for trying to bring us country bumpkins a little culture.

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 2:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

lol

no offense, but I’ve never taken a class in school about web design, and I guarantee i could make a better website than theirs

I've got a plan......we lob up a bad shot that Dwight can block, but we do it in such a way that it hits either Rashard or Hedo in the head knocking them out for the game.
--Magnum

by prezofdeath on Nov 12, 2008 10:15 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Yeah but

Will you have content that good? Heat Dancers are better then anything written.

by GUnit on Nov 12, 2008 10:40 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Martell knows where the real action is at

I've got a plan......we lob up a bad shot that Dwight can block, but we do it in such a way that it hits either Rashard or Hedo in the head knocking them out for the game.
--Magnum

by prezofdeath on Nov 12, 2008 11:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

With boots like that,

she should change her name to Rebecca Harlot. Oh, snap.

It’s good to see Martell working on his game even when he’s injured.

Thanks I’ll be here all week. Try the veal and tip your waitress.

"Switzerland is a place where they don't like to fight, so they get people to do their fighting for them while they ski and eat chocolate." - LD

by RoyDrexler on Nov 13, 2008 12:01 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I have

I’ve taken a class about web design, and I guarantee You could make a better website than that one. Content is another issue

Ducks Go!

by trumpetduck on Nov 12, 2008 11:06 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

agreed

i dont see how someone who gets paid could proudly put that on the web. on the other hand…no offense to the blazer dancers, but those girls are smokin.

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Nov 12, 2008 11:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Ummm...

The hornets’ dancers are H-O-T hot.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:26 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

(goes to hornets.com)

definitely some lookers in that bunch.

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Nov 12, 2008 11:44 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

The game I attended there, I had to drag my jaw out behind me on the ground.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:47 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

(doesn't go to hornets.com)

Not married yet, but someday I will be……..

and the wifey wouldn’t appreciate checking random babes.

I mean, what if I found out my wife had been like…lusting after random French or Spanish guys who play basketball?

I've got a plan......we lob up a bad shot that Dwight can block, but we do it in such a way that it hits either Rashard or Hedo in the head knocking them out for the game.
--Magnum

by prezofdeath on Nov 12, 2008 12:19 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

so you would turn down Twiggs and Sophia?

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Nov 12, 2008 12:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Flanders? Is that you?

I'm a really really ridiculously good looking orange mocha frappaccino drinking manhammer sandwich

by hobobob on Nov 12, 2008 2:04 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Heat team photos

While the team photos are funny… ROBOCELINE is downright scary… Is she featured in the upcoming terminator 4 movie?

by BradBBlazer on Nov 12, 2008 10:17 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

HA!!!!

i mean, really.
Really?

???

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http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 10:21 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Chris Quinn FTW

by tominhawaii on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

But everybody on that page looks like Grade A dorks.
Some Heat marketing moron was like: Let’s put ‘em in black suits ala “blues Brothers” and they’ll look classy and cool.
Ummmm, no. Just stupid.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 10:25 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I was thinkin will smith in black..but blues bro's works too!! ;)

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Nov 12, 2008 10:31 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Dude

If they wore black glasses and the hat from Blues Brothers, then they would be cool. They look like pallbearer.

by tominhawaii on Nov 12, 2008 10:53 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

They kinda look like this ...

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:27 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I'm pretty sure Quinn

Legally has to let everyone in the neighborhood know when he moves in…

by In Walks Rudy on Nov 12, 2008 10:49 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Very true.

With a face like that, they just go running from their homes.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

my thoughts exactly re Quinn

by bonesbarry on Nov 12, 2008 12:01 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Chris Quinn is Mahhhvelous

by rmcdougall on Nov 12, 2008 10:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Oh I miss me some James Jones

Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09

"Rudy is not everyday a shooter." ~Rudy Fernandez

by twiggs on Nov 12, 2008 10:39 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

I can't help but think

He still looks like a grandpa when he sleeps.

by NWfan on Nov 12, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

poor James Jones

The pictures kinda small, but Im giving the C's a big thumbs down

by Blazermaniac77 on Nov 12, 2008 10:55 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Sleepy Grampa!

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 11:07 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

My internal monologue when I looked at those pics...

First thought: Bow-chicka-bow-wow

Second thought: What is this, prom night?

Third thought: Oh, James Jones is working that Zoolander “Magnum” look.

Fourth thought: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! SERIAL KILLER!!! Oh, wait, that’s Chris Quinn? Oh. (man does he look FUH-REEEEEKY).

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

by you'vegottomakeyourfreethrows on Nov 12, 2008 10:45 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

lol..

zoolander…that’s funny.

The Faith don't panic, the faith freaks out burns out farms and torchs small villages in the name of The Faith.

by faith on Nov 12, 2008 11:09 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Where's Wade in the Poll?

I voted for “other” because he’s going to dunk on DWade. It’s going to be a posterization.

"Greg Oden is the strongest guy in the NBA" - Channing Frye.

by TallTimber on Nov 12, 2008 11:03 AM PST reply actions 1 recs

MIAMI

I’ve spent some time in Miami, it’s different there. It’s not even like being in the U.S. I suppose it has similarities to L.A.
Did you notice on the (laughable) website how they have a huge sign on their stadium saying, “we’re white hot” ? It’s because they know the guys will actually come to the game if they’re encouraged to wear their styly white collar shirt. Otherwise the game is just fashionably unacceptable. I bet there’s like 7,000 open seats at this game.

Speakin of which, did you notice how sparse the Orlando crowd was? Pretty ridiculous for a playoff team with D. Howard.

"Rudy’s flashy passes had the place whispering to each other like we were in junior high" ~BlazermaniacAndy

by courtsideerrandboy on Nov 12, 2008 11:19 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

please check this out

take a look and tell me that Chris Quinn doesn’t look EXACTLY like Ethan Hawke in Training Day….sorry I don’t know how to link or post the pics

by SalemORguy on Nov 12, 2008 12:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

He does look like Ethan Hawke

Gosh, I didn’t realize how homely Ethan was…

"I'd hate to be you if I were me." - Eddie (Barfly)

by NBAstard on Nov 12, 2008 12:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That wasn't nice

Sorry, Ethan, you don’t look like Chris Quinn.

"I'd hate to be you if I were me." - Eddie (Barfly)

by NBAstard on Nov 12, 2008 12:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

... no, he's pretty homly

I really hated Training Day. I guess my hopes were high that it would have some merit other than good cop vs. bad cop. But, no, you could pretty much guess the entire plot line by glancing at the movie poster.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 12, 2008 1:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs