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Create-a-caption: Fun with pictures from last night's games

Create a caption. All photos from the Magic-Blazers game copyright NBAE 2008, by Fernando Medina/NBAE via Getty Images.

"Greg always has your back"

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"Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh! Flagrant Foul!"

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"Mon Dieu. Make Sophia fall in love with me."

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"Master Puff the Magic Dragon. Dragon My Heels, but Gotta Fly…"

(The mascot is called "Stuff", for those who care)

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Other games: "No Kevin, I'm not  a mean man. You can cry all day long, that was a foul!"

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Copyright Notice: 2008 NBAE (Photo by Steve Babineau/NBAE via Getty Images)

 

"If I can't learn to play well, maybe I could enjoy doing it weirdly!"
(He should ask himself which company or charity exactly would call the Thunder and asks for Robert Swift to appear at their event. Need some help?)

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Copyright Notice: 2008 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)

 

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Yikes.

Any caption for that photo of Outlaw and Howard would be chock full of euphemism, double entendre and mixed metaphor…even if you tried to steer clear of it.

“Howard goes up for the ball, but Outlaw…”
“Outlaw called for goaltending”

Plus anything related to kryptonite would be automatic.

Yeah, yeah…I didn’t steer clear. Right for the gutter.

The KG picture is great. Would be more fitting for Duncan, though, but still…

superfluous

by lukeyhere on Nov 11, 2008 5:02 AM PST reply actions  

Outlaw, called for reaching in, tells the ref he was just checking the competition.

“I think he’s carrying a bat!”

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 11, 2008 5:57 AM PST reply actions  

Nice...

Travis was just checking the Junk Drawer.

by DonkeyShins on Nov 11, 2008 10:56 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

ha!

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 11, 2008 11:00 AM PST up reply actions  

Trust me, it was hard to post

I wish I could find a pic of when Howard almost ripped Rudy’s leg off and ate it like a chicken leg.

Oh wait he wasn’t going to eat the leg. He was just trying to hurt my man. JERK.

Rudy for ROY
Campaign 08-09

by twiggs on Nov 11, 2008 7:56 AM PST up reply actions  

They really gave poor Rudy a beating

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Nov 11, 2008 8:16 AM PST up reply actions  

Posted one in today's JD

“I shouldn’t have had that Hot Pocket!”

by DonkeyShins on Nov 11, 2008 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

OMG i cant believe that Travis grabbing Howard pic

Yesterday i posted a silly post in gameday thread saying “we need to play this kind of defense on Howard” and then i posted this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcinlrgojk
Its amazing. I guess the players actually do visit this site

"All our holes," says shooting guard Brandon Roy, a surprise All-Star last year in his second season, "are holes that Greg is going to plug."

by bowdown on Nov 11, 2008 9:03 AM PST reply actions  

Stuff the Mascot

I can’t believe that there is a worse mascot than Blaze. Pink ears and baby blue hair? And is that aluminum foil in his crotch.

Speaking of veteran moves, great one by Trout, no self-respecting ref will admit to looking at Howards jewels to call that holding.

by NWfan on Nov 11, 2008 12:05 PM PST reply actions  

Here are mine

Pic #1
“If you look younger than 40, please take 5 steps forward.”

Pic #2
Travis says, “Oh my, there go the nuts.”

Pic #3
“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away.”

Pic #4
“Man, why’s people gotta be stealin my shoes!?”

Pic #5
“Dear God Jose Calderon…what did you eat?”

Pic #6
“I can’t believe they picked "Mystery” over me, to star in VH1’s “The Pick-up Artist!”

Extra Credit for Rudy:
“Sorry Travis, but Nate’s play calling just isn’t setting well today.”

Can I buy you a fish sandwich?

by silkybrown on Nov 11, 2008 12:54 PM PST reply actions  

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