Junk Drawer 10/30/08- Trolling Free Edition (or so I hoped)! Now featuring: The long awaited Fatty appearance~

I'm with you on all of the negative comments.

Anyone else getting pop-up adds that won’t close?

All the side ads keep popping up in the middle of the screen, with no close button.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Oct 30, 2008 6:55 AM PDT 0 recs

Me too!

I can’t get rid of them, very obnoxious.

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 6:56 AM PDT up 0 recs

no problem here

by Falcao on Oct 30, 2008 8:31 AM PDT up 0 recs

I haven't seen them either

Just one expanded flash ad at the top of the page that had an “x” to minimize it.

by shralpster on Oct 30, 2008 8:41 AM PDT up 0 recs

My popup / popin blocker is a total g

no popups ever! :)

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up 0 recs

ditto ... thank goodness.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Oct 30, 2008 9:50 AM PDT up 0 recs

Rockin a mac... no pop ups ever!

by everett on Oct 30, 2008 11:51 AM PDT up 0 recs

lucky

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Oct 30, 2008 1:52 PM PDT up 0 recs

badass

which one is it? firefox helps a lot too.

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Oct 30, 2008 8:15 PM PDT up 0 recs

ffox ftw

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Oct 30, 2008 9:34 PM PDT up 0 recs

ya

i have been wanting to try other browsers…

flock is pretty cool but i dont use facebook enough to warrant it

i might give google chome a try tho…

Honor Terry Porter

by Philthyanimal on Oct 30, 2008 9:57 PM PDT up 0 recs

Since the JD post was so on topic

How abouts some Lil’ Wayne news to brighten up the morning?

Last week, when Lil Wayne, 26, became a father for the second time to baby boy Dwayne Michael Carter III, at Christ Hospital in Cincinnati, he wasn’t handing out cigars in the waiting room. He was right there in the delivery room.

“I delivered him. I held the left leg the whole time. It was nasty, very nasty, but it was wonderful.”

What a true man, delivering the baby no less! Oh wait..he just held the leg? Ummm, last time I looked that’s not delivering a baby. And who could ignore this great statement… “it was nasty, very nasty”.

New top song in the making?

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 7:04 AM PDT 0 recs

The nasty leg

LOL

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 9:04 AM PDT up 0 recs

Perhaps the baby came out bottom first?

That is called a breech birth if I remember right. They are dangerous because when the baby’s skin hits the air they inhale because its cold, which can be a problem if the head hasn’t come out yet.

Way back in in elementary school my 4th grade teacher found the need to tell us that he was born feet first. This didn’t strike me as odd at the time, but now I think that is really was TMI

by tingeyga on Oct 30, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeah um, tmi

although I wasnt there to know the context. Was he like, explaining long division and then says out of nowhere

" and a silly little side note, I was born feet first. Now, is 4 divisible by 2? Anyone ?"

Sophia

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 3:38 PM PDT up 0 recs

Lil' Dwayne?

Sergio has a knack for making passes that lead to layups and dunks, for both teams. - Ben G.

by jamon51 on Oct 30, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up 0 recs

I don't get any ads on SBN because I use Safari Adblock (sorry Dave, but I don't click on ads anyway)

http://safariadblock.sourceforge.net/

Similar tools exist for all major browsers, e.g. Adblock plus. But probably you can’t install them in all work environments.

Odenied: If you're given lemmings—make lemming-ade (Bow4Meow)

by Norsktroll on Oct 30, 2008 7:24 AM PDT 0 recs

we need some abitlity to boot out people

sorry, but argumentative twerps aren’t what this is for..

can’t there at least be an ignore function?

by LetsBlaze on Oct 30, 2008 7:27 AM PDT 0 recs

Yesterday was rough.

I visited the Bedge like I do every morning, but instead of staying on most of the day, I quickly left. I saw a bunch of fanposts about Oden and how everything’s gone to crap, then saw the trolling and figured it wasn’t a good place for my convalesence from the opening game. Now that we know Oden will be fine, however, hopefully the discussion will be more fruitful here today.

by DrivetheLane on Oct 30, 2008 7:44 AM PDT 0 recs

I fled too.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Oct 30, 2008 9:51 AM PDT up 0 recs

There were trolls and some total DB's

with nothing else to do…one dude had 400 posts i’m sure
it was awful..
hard to not flame at them

by LetsBlaze on Oct 30, 2008 8:03 AM PDT 0 recs

well

it is what it is you make 1 guy the messiah and if he does’nt perform the way you dream he would then the panic in these moronic fools sets in.

by fatty on Oct 30, 2008 8:14 AM PDT 0 recs

FATTY"S BACK EVERYONE!!!

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 8:17 AM PDT up 0 recs

Good to see you back around here

There were definitely a lot of people in full panic mode yesterday. I think it was just that some of them didn’t take a minute to let their emotions cool down before writing.

by KobeStoppa on Oct 30, 2008 8:19 AM PDT up 0 recs

Lebron and Jay-z say get out and vote

James, Jay-Z energize rally for Obama at The Q

Is there really any chance James is not going to play for the Brooklyn nets? I say no, unless they win a championship and the feeling of accomplishment overwhelms him.

The “host” over at Fear the Sword wasn’t exactly stoked about it

While LeBron can surely do what he wants, I feel it is in bad taste to get “Cavs Insider” e-mails promoting what was a political rally. That’s just me.

Feel free to chime in over there

by KobeStoppa on Oct 30, 2008 8:17 AM PDT 0 recs

Where they wearing Vote Or Die t-shirts

because if they were that would be totally legit

by tingeyga on Oct 30, 2008 1:41 PM PDT up 0 recs

Just like Paris Hilton

Remember that? When she never voted and was a spokesperson for the vote or die?

Too classic

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up 0 recs

If I remember right

not only did she not vote, she wasn’t even registered to vote.

by tingeyga on Oct 30, 2008 2:36 PM PDT up 0 recs

you know

kobe stoppa you never thanked me for your lakers tickets for your birthday dude.

by fatty on Oct 30, 2008 8:30 AM PDT 0 recs

I'm sorry man

I wrote something on here letting otheres know how thankful I was but never e-mailed you back. I’m not always the best at communicating.

I had an amazing time though and I can’t even begin to tell you how grateful I was. How’d you get those tickets anyway?

by KobeStoppa on Oct 30, 2008 8:32 AM PDT up 0 recs

In the end though it was a part of a situation that I’ve really tried to put behind me so I never got back to thanking you. Are we cool though?

by KobeStoppa on Oct 30, 2008 8:34 AM PDT up 0 recs

The superstar exception

During the 3rd quarter, kobe drew a foul on Joel, which apparently set kobe in motion and the fakers never looked back.

My problem was the foul itself. What I saw was Joel standing near the foul line when an out of control kobe charged into Joel. Predictably the call went against Joel.

Even worse, Doug Collins kept going on and on about how Joel’s hard foul on kobe was the factor that caused bryant to erupt offensively. They never replayed the foul itself, but Collins kept repeating how that play made the difference.

Did anyone else see it the same way. (faker fan who wears bryant jersey to the Rose Garden need not reply)

"Meow" -- my cat Bonzi saying the future is not going to be the opening night game against the leagues prima donna. just like in the Olympics, it was all about kobe, so shall it be game one. But thats the way david stern wants it. the problem with that thinking is our window is opening and there window better be storm proofed

by bow4meow on Oct 30, 2008 8:36 AM PDT 0 recs

My buddy and I thought the same thing

But Joel wasn’t 100% set so there was some grey area. If it wasn’t Kobe it could’ve gone either way, but see as it was, there was no way Joel was getting that call.

by KobeStoppa on Oct 30, 2008 8:38 AM PDT up 0 recs

I’m right there with ya. Joel commits his fair share of hard fouls, but in that situation I don’t think Joel was in the wrong. It did show me just how strong Kobe the ‘freak’ really is though! I don’t think joels intention was to draw a charge though, he wanted to send a message to Kobe… to bad he set Kobe off instead. If he was trying to draw a charge he would have given us one of his famous flops. lol

I've got second hand diabetes from eating to many candy cigarettes.

by RoysBlazers on Oct 30, 2008 8:40 AM PDT up 0 recs

yeah, hard foul my $$$

Seriously, there was absolutely nothing hard about that foul. And setting K#be off? Anything will do that. He just wanted an excuse to run the game himself. Hey now, how about those Clippers huh? At least our “blowout” was small in comparison :)

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 8:42 AM PDT up 0 recs

I know

I was like what game is Collins watching? And then he went on and on about it throughout the rest of the game. So annoying!

Palin drone: a statement that is equally nonsensical whether uttered or written forward or backward.

by CatMan2 on Oct 30, 2008 8:58 AM PDT up 0 recs

he's a total moron

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Oct 30, 2008 10:01 AM PDT up 0 recs

I thought it was a fair screen

what changed the ref’s perception , besides the fouled being Kobe Bryant, was the flip of the forearm by Joel . It made it look as if Kobe was thrown way off when in reality he just flopped ..

Sophia

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 9:16 AM PDT up 0 recs

And we all know Kobe loves to flop, even his personal life :)

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 9:24 AM PDT up 6 recs

I couldn't rec that any quicker

Classic

by KobeStoppa on Oct 30, 2008 9:25 AM PDT up 0 recs

LOL

his wife looks pissed…or maybe its the collagen in her lips.. I cant tell
Sophia

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 9:31 AM PDT up 0 recs

Or she was just saying “shoe” with a long “uuuu”.

Odenied: If you're given lemmings—make lemming-ade (Bow4Meow)

by Norsktroll on Oct 30, 2008 9:43 AM PDT up 0 recs

She looks hot.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Oct 30, 2008 10:08 AM PDT up 0 recs

I think she is pretty

super pretty. The work she had done actually turned out really well.

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 10:12 AM PDT up 0 recs

Is that the sarcasm font?
I can’t see the pic at work. (I’m assuming there’s a pic)

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Oct 30, 2008 10:17 AM PDT up 0 recs

It's the classic

K#be interview about the rape picture with his wife sitting next to him. Hence the “flopping in his personal life” comment.

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 10:18 AM PDT up 0 recs

no i actually think she looks pretty

she wears cute shoes too.. but I dont think she has a brain, b/c she is married to a cronic adulterer and stays with him. Specially since they dont have a pre nup and she would get half at least if she left his dirty self.

Sophia

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 10:23 AM PDT up 0 recs

See, that's the thing about sleeping around ...

… what lil nasties is he bringing home?
If I was an NBA wife, which would be odd being as I have male sex organs, I would be pretty terrified.

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

http://www.myspace.com/y5k

by Y5k on Oct 30, 2008 10:30 AM PDT up 0 recs

No kidding

I mean, hopefully they have the sense to wear condoms, but then you hear about illegitimate kids and all that and you wonder, what kind of diseases do they have? (ahem, Ron Mexico…)

"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcreaft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. [speech at GOP Presidential Convention 1992] Rev. Pat Robertson

by BlazerFan1 on Oct 30, 2008 10:32 AM PDT up 0 recs

I could have been referring to her state of mind.

I wasn’t, (as I think she’s very atttractive), but I could have been.

hakkaa päälle !

by timg56 on Oct 30, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up 0 recs

Yeh i'd be scared. Unless you had someone like Steve Blake or Joel Pryzbilla as a husband

I’d be scared.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Oct 30, 2008 3:00 PM PDT up 0 recs

fair screen ?

Joel wasn’t setting a screen, and no other players were nearby. I may be wrong, and would love to see the replay, but again, it looked to me like kobe just didnt see Joel and ran into him. Since Joel is a real man and kobe is (see below pic), so kobe was the one who flailed his arms while Joel just raised his arms, and in no way did Joel flip his forearm at kobe. kobe gets those calls and Doug Collins perpetuated the incident the rest of the game.

In the fourth quarter Channing got run over by Odom I think, and the ref’s called it in Frye who just stood there perplexed.

Its hard enough to beat the lakers fairly, and when the ref’s give him the continual benefit of the doubt, it gets aggravating. Im not saying that call was the difference, we got beat soundly.

But why the favoritism?

"Meow" -- my cat Bonzi saying the future is not going to be the opening night game against the leagues prima donna. just like in the Olympics, it was all about kobe, so shall it be game one. But thats the way david stern wants it. the problem with that thinking is our window is opening and there window better be storm proofed

by bow4meow on Oct 30, 2008 5:54 PM PDT up 0 recs

What picture below do you refer to

is it the one of the wine drinking pregnant lady, the smile with the umlaut, or the get how gets punked by Raja Bell?

I think you mean the wine drinking pregnant lady. Please confirm/deny

by tingeyga on Oct 30, 2008 5:58 PM PDT up 0 recs

above... below... same diff

I was referring to the pic of his phony tears to his wife…. the same wife he admitted infidelity towards before buying back her love

"Meow" -- my cat Bonzi saying the future is not going to be the opening night game against the leagues prima donna. just like in the Olympics, it was all about kobe, so shall it be game one. But thats the way david stern wants it. the problem with that thinking is our window is opening and there window better be storm proofed

by bow4meow on Oct 30, 2008 6:08 PM PDT up 0 recs

well that isn't nearly as funny

as what I was thinking of

by tingeyga on Oct 30, 2008 8:37 PM PDT up 0 recs

The Lakers beat the Clips by 38 last night, on the tail end of a back-to-back...

…………………………. Suddenly losing by 20 to them on opening night doesn’t see quite so bad…

"It's not a joke -- it's not a game." — B-Rex

by timbo on Oct 30, 2008 8:42 AM PDT 0 recs

Wow we posted that at the same time

Yep.

When asked about his thoughts during the Olympic games about playing against Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard, Rudy responded "My first thought was respect. My second thought was to kick their ass".

Man I love him.

by twiggs on Oct 30, 2008 8:44 AM PDT up 0 recs