TNT (ode to Opening Night)

by 92wastheyear on Oct 27, 2008 10:36 PM PDT

See Them ride out of that sunset
Onto that jumbo TV screen
Out for all that they can get
They're the terror of Halloween
Lamarcus to the left of Roy
And Rudy to the right
Don't need no gun
Don't need no knife
Oden makes them die of fright!!

They're on...
T.N.T!!... Yeah, tonight!
T.N.T. and It's openin' night
T.N.T. Greg's a hell of a load
T.N.T. watch Rex explode!!

Kobe's dirty, mean and mighty unclean
He's a wanted man
Public enemy number one
in the whole land!
So lock up your daughter
Lock up your wife
put a chastity belt on yer dog
Mamba sniffs at anything alive
But the Blazers are in his town
An'they won't mess around

They're on...
T.N.T!!... Yeah, tonight!
T.N.T. and It's openin' night
T.N.T.!! Greg's a hell of a load
T.N.T.!! Watch Trout explode!!

T.N.T. OY!...OY!...OY!
T.N.T. OY!...OY!...OY!
T.N.T. OY!...OY!...OY!
T.N.T. OY!...OY!...OY!
T.N.T. OY!!
Yeah, tonight! (OY!...OY!)
T.N.T. OY!!
An' It's openin' night(OY!...OY!)
T.N.T. OY!!
Greg's a hell of a load (OY!...OY!)
T.N.T.
Watch Joel explode!!

GO BLAZERS!!!

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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

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by Magnum on Oct 27, 2008 10:54 PM PDT 1 recs

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by Cablinasian on Oct 27, 2008 10:57 PM PDT 1 recs

R-OY! R-OY! R-OY!

wait it’s only one syllable, my bad.

Things happen for a reason they say, but I say there's a reason things happen.

by sixth on Oct 27, 2008 11:13 PM PDT 1 recs

I thought it was three...

M-V-P! M_V_P!

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

by prezofdeath on Oct 27, 2008 11:35 PM PDT up 1 recs

put a chastity belt on yer dog

exactly why you are Hall of Fame Bedger material

"Meow" -- my cat Bonzi saying the future is not going to be the opening night game against the leagues prima donna. just like in the Olympics, it was all about kobe, so shall it be game one. But thats the way david stern wants it. the problem with that thinking is our window is opening and there window better be storm proofed

by bow4meow on Oct 27, 2008 11:26 PM PDT 1 recs

rec'd

all of you…rec’d!!!

"Besides, I met a girl who loves basketball, blazers, and spurs. I'm sorry, you really can't dampen my mood right now :)" -ratbastird(after oden's surgery)

by nateinaloha on Oct 28, 2008 12:30 AM PDT 0 recs

BEAT-LA ... BEAT -LA ...

Rudyculize: The act of Rudy making others look slow, dim and generally oafish.

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by Y5k on Oct 28, 2008 6:29 AM PDT 0 recs

pretty good ode

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                                                    BEAT L.A.
                                                    TONIGHT
                                                         on
                                                        TNT

by BLAZERS#52 on Oct 28, 2008 7:30 AM PDT 0 recs