Let’s see here … scissors, potato peeler, tiny little Alaskan town, pepper shaker, Taco Bell sauces, Ben Gordon, broken cell phone, jack of diamonds, wad of tin foil, L.A. L*kers, laughable paycheck stub, summer to-do list, 10 reasons why Peterri Koponen fits perfectly into Blazers’ 2009 roster, giant foam #1 finger, bird feed, handful of ink pens, blood sample, Big Labowski DVD, broken promises, extension chord for land-line phone, albatross of the JailBlazers era floundering in NY, Orlando Magic, common sense, half-finished screen play, tominhawaii, fart jokes, dental appointment reminder, Halloween costume ideas …