So, tonight is the last home game for another 8 games, what that means to me is that I'm going to be watching a lot of TV broadcasts as opposed to sitting in my seats at the Garden.  

We've joked a few times about Tony & Mike's incredible television presence.  To me they connect as well with the people as say, the female wrestling Andy Kauffman.  

So I have a challenge for all the BEers out there.  Let's write as many awful one liners that they can use as possible.  The more involved players names are the better.  

Unfortunately none of us coined "Martell me it ain't so."  my favorite so far, it's just so bad, but kind of cute.  I think we can get a list of 100+ in no time at all, from here on out when they "write" a new one we can all smile in thinking _____ wrote that.  Plus we are raising the bar here, if they do indeed read this post, they have a decision to steal... I mean borrow, or write new better one liners that make the half time reports more "fun" to watch.

Trust me I know these are awful, but that's the point of this little journey.  We'll have a few down days in several hours from now and we can give Mike and Tony hundreds of new lines to share with the people for this whole road game stretch, I love it.  So, I'll get the ball rolling:

1. After (or during) tonight's game:
   "The Baron thought he was coming to Portland for a W, but the Blazers told him that they are Brandon with Golden State."
   OR "Davis thought he'd roll into Portland and Baron down on the Blazers but our guys told him they're Brandon with the Warriors."
2. This next one can be used in so many ways, it could become like their commonly used: "Block Party, checking invitations at the door, and you're not invited.":
   "We out rebounded you tonight? Oden, we win."
   OR "We out scored you in the paint did we?  Oden... you lose."  
   OR "We had more shot attempts than you tonight?  Oden, it would be tough to beat us."
   Oden, I think you all get the picture.  Oden, I'll put this one to rest.
3. After LaFrentz blocks a Pierce shot in Boston:
   "Despite Raef's history with the Celtics he shows Pierce that they aren't the best of LaFrentz anymore."
4. Darius is daring us to play him, but the coaches say he's still got Miles to go.
5. LaMarcus shows Chicago just what a LaMarvelous idea it would have been to keep him with his play in that game Tony, tough luck Chicago.