Who would you want on the Blazers? Greg Oden's body with Kobe Bryant's rapist brain implanted in his skull, or our loveable, high-character GO shrunken by a witch doctor to midget proportions?
Other recent polls have posed moral dilemmas based on similarly improbable premises, so I thought I'd weigh in with one of my own. Come on, you idealistic, hypocritical, bandwagon-jumping "culture fans." Chew on this one!
GO-Kobe monster or midget GO?
Enough with the "moral dilemma" polls; let's root for the Blazers! (44 votes)
Give me the monster, baby; all I care about are the rings! (13 votes)
Culture is more important than wins: I'll take the midget. (14 votes)
71 total votes