Who would you want on the Blazers?  Greg Oden's body with Kobe Bryant's rapist brain implanted in his skull, or our loveable, high-character GO shrunken by a witch doctor to midget proportions?  

Other recent polls have posed moral dilemmas based on similarly improbable premises, so I thought I'd weigh in with one of my own.  Come on, you idealistic, hypocritical, bandwagon-jumping "culture fans."  Chew on this one!