http://sports.aol.com/fanhouse/2008/01/28/profiles-in-mascot-dom-portlands-timber-jim/

Friendship is like peeing on yourself.  Everybody can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

"One-line diaries are prohibited on Blazer's Edge. Give your diary a bit more thought, then give it another shot. If you have nothing to add to your proposed diary, then it probably belongs as a comment under another appropriate thread.
The minimum is 300 characters."  He said, as sarcastically as human possible.