HAHA look at the lakers now

by midget on Sep 7, 2007 5:09 PM PDT

It sure was nice to have Steve Jones as bummed out as the rest of us whenever the team would choke after choke after choke considering he was on national television and had to be a national broadcaster, not our broadcaster. still, we all knew he was pissed and hated the lakers and can never forget that we were up by 13 heading into the 4th, you know where i'm going with this... however it is a new day and we have the #1 player that this league will want to feature because he's a nice guy. Forget about Lebron. It would be great to have Kobe Bryant in two years, that is unless we don't need him by then, and who the hell is fatty anyway. I agree with whoever he or she is about Ime, but already i'm close to forgetting because the teams practicing together a month early, and whats up with sergio is he needs a couple of years, but we'll keep him cuz him and rudyF will be the best bench backcourt possibly ever, and i could see us winning many many many championships all because my dad passed away this past year and got me and my brothers the #1 pick. Thank you god, thank You Nate Mcmillan for not tolerating when a player complains about a foul and thank you broy (the savior of our city) for not doing that (shareef abdur rahim was worse than sheed about that and if you don't believe me then you weren't watching), and thank you KP for not drafting morrison who i did want us to grab and even said i would boycott the team for three years if we didn't. I am humbled now and do not know everything. Just more than most about this team, and if we don't win a ring with this squad, then we surely will know that Paul Allen did in fact sign a deal with the devil.
By the way my other favorite team is the cubs..............someday.
Jarret Jack will have a big year unless i just jinxed him, and Memphis is the surprise of the west. I said it first. How many games will we win? i don't know, nobody knows.

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I like your post man...

of course I'm a huge sucker for a diary title of of "HAHA look at the lakers now" possibly my all time favorite fantasy and one that is right around the corner if not going on currently.

Condolences on the loss of your father and kudos to he and any other forces that led to that #1 pick.

Thanks for the post and just wait fatty will say he posted about Memphis first followed by the inevitable book it.

fatty since you asked is the genuine article he has his opinions and he states em. He often has good insights and sometimes bizarre predjudices such as against the Euro's. Over all I find it worth it to read his posts for the combination of "Only fatty would say that" and good honest info. Opinions on the rotund one vary widely.

October, October, October October, Octo...... (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odin)

by Idog1976 on Sep 7, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

fatty

read a bit, you can't miss him.

As for memphis, Fatty said it here first, although it's a no brainer that they'll be storming because injuries held them back last year AND they acquired some nice pieces.

Hard work beats talent when talent fails to work hard.

by ratbastird on Sep 7, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

the large one,

I might point out to you mr. midget, also called the Blazers picking Oden well over a year ago - and back then, well that was just straight up crazy talk.

Man, I wish I had booked it. Could have taken it to the bank.

Honestly, the goofs should worship fatty like he is some sort of god. Creepy, but appropriate.

Ball Don't Lie

by bothteamsplayedhard on Sep 8, 2007 8:58 AM PDT reply actions

well well well

see mr.midget i can call you mr.midget right.i don't know are care who you are.but don't call me out i don't expect me to reply back.as for memphis that was stated 3 months ago by yours truely.as for the team working out together,i posted a diary about that 2 weeks ago.as for oden well enough said.as for the lakers i promise everyone in this room by opening day.the lakers will either have j.o'neal or r.artest or even both.so don't laugh at the lakers until you see what the nba will do for them like they did for the celtics.and as for yours truely let's just say i'm internationally known and disised by most people in this chatroom so get a bracelet and stand online with the rest of my detractors.

by fatty on Sep 8, 2007 10:40 AM PDT reply actions

promises

Hey fatty -

speaking of your promises, whatever happened to your repeated promise that Webster, Jack, Jones, and Pryzbilla among others would ABSOLUTELY, DEFINITELY, NO WAY be on the team by opening day? You used to drag that one out every day or two...
Could it be that that you changed your mind? Perhaps you were wrong? Like when you promised over a month ago that a major Blazer trade for a bigtime SF would be announced within a day - and you KNEW who it was?
It's OK to be wrong, but it kinda disqualifies you as a god

by Morchella on Sep 8, 2007 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Im with fatty on this one

the nba does not let the large market teams stay down for too long...im expecting the lakers and knicks to bounce back with a fury.... next years top pick goes to the knicks!!! you read it here first :O)

if it can be conceived it can be achieved

by lyfefindsaway on Sep 8, 2007 11:17 AM PDT reply actions

Yeah

We even helped, giving the Knicks our leading scorer, rebounder, and four years of cancer.

by jscot on Sep 8, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm Internationally known ?

So am I. For proper grammar and spelling,
amongst other things. Book that !

It's GO time !

by walkoff41 on Sep 9, 2007 2:34 AM PDT reply actions

you damn right

i'm internationally known and proud of it.also jim e i efinately feel i'm a god.and as for the trades i was just going with what i was reading at the time.i know i'm not perfect but i'm great though.

by fatty on Sep 9, 2007 6:21 AM PDT reply actions

He's right

I'm in Europe, and I know about fatty.

So is England Dan.

by jscot on Sep 9, 2007 8:10 AM PDT up reply actions

i'd rather be a midget than a fatty.

I really haven't read any of your posts. I just see the diaries always seem to mention some chick named fatty and it's getting old, as is this.

M. E.

by midget on Sep 9, 2007 9:41 AM PDT reply actions

hold up

#1 ireally need to get my eyes checked,because i'm definately not a god.and as for you midget last i've checked i wear boxers*briefs not panties dude.i have many women at my parties i don't have a bunch of guys over.and you little runt you're beginning to really irritate me dwarf.

by fatty on Sep 9, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions