This is per Tim56's request.  This was in another thread but I was asked to repost this portion.

The fate of New York:
New York will have trouble, they will argue, Eddy Curry will stop playing hard again because he won't get the ball as much, and Stephon Marbury will reveal on the Martha Stewart show that he believes he's the second coming of Christ and Zeke should restructure his contract accordingly.  No playoffs again.  

On a side note, I'm a bit worried about the stability of the universe.  Having two black holes in such close proximity to one another (Randolph and Curry) could cause some instabiltiy in the fabric of space and tear the world apart.  If that happens how will I watch the Blazers?  I hate Isiah Thomas.