Player-by-Player: Luke Schenscher

by Dave on May 4, 2007 12:43 AM PDT in News

Today's subject for debate is Luke Schenscher. And since this is such a critical and enormous topic it only seemed fair to elicit contributions from the most titanic debaters we could find. Hide the good china, folks. Here we go.

May I introduce....GODZILLA.

RAAAAOOOOWAR!

And, arguing on the other side...MOTHRA!

RAAAAOOOWARARA!

Gentlemen, make your points.

RAAAAOOOOWA!!!

OOOORAAAAWAAAAOOO!

RAAOOOWWWAAAOOOA!

AAAOOORAAAWAAAOOW!

RAARRAAAOOOOORAARAA!

RAOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAA!

RAAARAAARAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MUUUUUURAAAAAAOOOOOWWWWW!

Surprisingly cogent, I'd say. Though each side is so convincing I'm not sure which argument I favor. If you'd like to chime in on this crucial debate on the future of the Gingerbread Man in Portland, feel free to do so below. If his stats help, they're here. Have at it, friends. I have to go clean up the debris.

--Dave (blazersub@yahoo.com)

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Luuuukkkkeeee...

I am your monster, Luke.

I think this blog-post has said everything. And nothing. And that, my friends, is as it should be.

I must add, though, that I especially like when Mothra said, "RAOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAA!". I laughed, I cried, I laughed a bit more... I don't think I could add anything to that.

by ken @ Blazer's Edge on May 4, 2007 6:22 AM PDT reply actions

For your next analyses

may I suggest the following:

Vincent Vega and Jules Winnfield from Pulp Fiction (though keeping that debate family-friendly will be a challenge.
Stan Marsh and Eric Cartman. Again, that will be a challenge. :)
Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets. Or, alternatively, S&W jointly can present one position, Fozzie Bear the other.
As a reformed Trekkie, also gotta suggest a Kirk/Spock or Spock/McCoy debate.

by EngineerScotty on May 4, 2007 9:27 AM PDT reply actions

Wow.

This is the best recap yet.

by rockingharder on May 4, 2007 11:12 AM PDT reply actions

I think it's a travesty, however,

that this post got buried below the Quick chat. I almost missed it and the laugh riot that ensued. That was a much better production than the Emmerich version of Godzilla.

I'm the smartest guy I know, just ask me.

by shenanigans on May 4, 2007 1:08 PM PDT reply actions

i'm a huge godzilla fan

i go to most g-fest every other year in chicago and i have all the dvd's.i love luke we should keep him around.a hard worker and good guy he's a keeper in my book.and he's dependable unlike the $32,000,000 i've fallen and i can't get up pryzbilla.the same pryzbilla you people gave him a parade like he was shaq o'neal last summer.by the way another spring party at my crib may 18-20 that's right an all weekend bash.hotties beer booz and of course i'll be cooking all day that friday another aewsome blowout and if the blazers finish top 2 in the lottery i'll have another oden or durant party the weekend of june 22-24 this time 2 piece bikini's only fellas later edgeholics!!!

by fatty on May 4, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions

ZOT!

You've got some good things to say sometimes, fatty, but your rants are getting more and more incoherent.

by rockingharder on May 4, 2007 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Gingerbread!

He didn't suck it up. That is all you can ask of a late season D leaguer. Probably room for him in the league but not with the Blazers. If you like monster movies you should check out Gojira's red headed step-child Gamera. You'll believe a 50 ton turtle can fly and shoot fire out of his rear. Actually you won't believe any of that but thats the fun part.

Shan was eloquent/Kris was intelligent/ the R was all the above with added elements.

by JPop on May 6, 2007 11:23 PM PDT reply actions