Getting the giggles

by jorga on Mar 6, 2007 6:40 PM PST

Have you ever played with an anagram creator? (One is here.

I entered "Portland Trail Blazers" and it gave me all sorts of interesting things. When you stroll through Saturday Market look for strange things because "Bazaar trend : troll lips". Then again, don't listen to your dog because "Labrador rants tell zip". And don't listen to your bird either because "Banal parrots trill zed."

But I really got the giggles when I discovered that Blazers Edge is nothing but Bald Geezers!

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HEY!

We are all manly men here! Manly, virile, virile and manly, extra-super-special men with youthful complexions and hair flowing in wavy locks wondrous to behold! A veritable smorgasbord of manliness and virility this is! Really!

--Dave

by Dave on Mar 6, 2007 6:51 PM PST reply actions

I

resemble that remark...AND resent it

by JPop on Mar 6, 2007 7:08 PM PST reply actions

Nailed me...

..."A covert odd".

"...though you may fail...aim at something high." Henry David Thoreau

by Dr Dave on Mar 7, 2007 4:30 AM PST reply actions

I beg to differ...

I ain't bald.

by ken @ Blazer's Edge on Mar 7, 2007 5:18 AM PST reply actions

don't forget

I'm 19. AND not balding. I know that for myself, I'm not a know-it-all. I am still learning nba ball. I'm learning how to take blazers games for what it is. Its much more than the winning/losing and the score. Its about chemistry within.
Go Blazers!

"among the lucky, you are the chosen one." -Fortune cookie

by nateinaloha on Mar 7, 2007 6:43 AM PST reply actions

Yeah...uh...

me too! I am also 19. And I am also not balding! Yeah...that's me. Yeah.

--Dave

by Dave on Mar 7, 2007 9:20 AM PST up reply actions

No matter what

you've got more hair than Henry Abbott. :)

by EngineerScotty on Mar 7, 2007 9:56 AM PST up reply actions

uh Xar Xar

I hope you don't think I was calling anyone here a bald geezer (even the ones who are) - it's what the anagram creator did with "blazers edge".

FWIW, it also considers Kevin Pritchard to be a Hick Tavern Drip or maybe a Darn Thick Viper. Mike Rice is an Ickier Me and Nate McMillan a Camel Lint Man .

by jorga on Mar 7, 2007 10:10 AM PST up reply actions

This is totally funny

Have you done the players yet?

--Dave

by Dave on Mar 7, 2007 11:23 AM PST up reply actions

Brandon a Celtic?

Brandon Roy = Ran by Rondo.

Tell me that isn't weird.

by Steve The Hedge on Mar 7, 2007 12:12 PM PST up reply actions

I've done some

but it can't do much with Ime Udoka or Jarrett Jack...

OTOH, there is a Blazer Joy Pill and someone is on an Amoral Email Jag. Another, while driving down the lane shouts out Tremble Wastrel! and a good shot blocker will administer Our Vital Swat. Poor Dan D. is nothing but a Candid Auk

Sergio's name generates lots of things (in English) with great phrases like "queer orzo" and "gorier squid" but most were like fortune cookies. My favorite is "Quiz Rogers or die!"

by jorga on Mar 7, 2007 1:23 PM PST up reply actions