Please Clyde, tell me it ain't so

by saregister on Feb 22, 2007 1:21 PM PST

Why Clyde, Why? Why must you degrade yourself to be on some 2-bit reality show? You USED to be my favorite player of all time, but going on and doing something like this really tarnishes all of that. I hang my head in sorrow on such a dark day in Clyde's legacy. Back out before it's too late Clyde!!!

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Now Clyde has something (else) in common...

...with Dennis Rodman.

At least his hair ain't green.

by EngineerScotty on Feb 22, 2007 1:22 PM PST reply actions

Turns out it's all just a big misunderstanding

He's actually going to be a contestant on "Danzig With The Stars",
a "Rock Star"-type reality show where various celebrities audition to be
the new keyboard player for the upcoming Misfits reunion tour.
Vegas oddsmakers have Christiane Amanpour as an 8:5 favorite to win;
Clyde's a longshot at 7:1.
(I'm rooting for Jan Smither, best known as Bailey Quarters on "WKRP In Cincinatti".)

Jerry Only could not be reached for comment at the time.

C.T.C. means "Cut The Cheese". --Rasheed Wallace and Grommit

by QualityPie on Feb 22, 2007 1:35 PM PST reply actions

Clyde

To me, this guy is what I would want my kids to emulate in sports. Yea, he did argue calls more as the years went by, but the league players all went that way. Clyde was a gentleman of sports. I have this Aiva poster 7' life size signed by Clyde in 1992 that I'm going to finally frame. I think I'll put in the doorway hall. That way he will always be watching my back when I open the door. Hello! Lets dance!

by Flytobly on Feb 22, 2007 6:55 PM PST reply actions