(no) Jersey contest for the losers

by zenbowl on Dec 31, 2007 7:59 AM PST

I'm not giving away anything, except for juju, mojo, jinx-proofing, and other good-luck-related non-physical stuff.

I've picked the Blazers to lose in each of their victories--as a matter of good luck, of course. And I don't plan on not picking them to lose tonight, just because I'm a big loser in the jersey contest.

So all the Blazer's Edge folks out there who can't enter the real contest, make your picks below, for bragging rights, for good luck mojo, and all other good stuff.

I'm not going to tally points up, either. This is strictly for the hyper-superstitious and uber-competitve folks who MUST make a pick for the game.

Game 11 Form
Final Score: Blazers Jazz
Question 1: Who will be the Blazers' SECOND-leading rebounder?
Question 2: Which team will make more three-pointers?
Question 3: Who scores more, BRANDON ROY or DERON WILLIAMS?
Question 4: Who will score the final Blazer points of the game?
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick?

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Final Score: Blazers 95 Jazz 101
Question 1: Who will be the Blazers' SECOND-leading rebounder? Frye
Question 2: Which team will make more three-pointers? Jazz
Question 3: Who scores more, BRANDON ROY or DERON WILLIAMS? Williams
Question 4: Who will score the final Blazer points of the game? Trout
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick? Because I can't help myself, damnit!

by zenbowl on Dec 31, 2007 8:01 AM PST reply actions

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Game 11 Form
Final Score: Blazers 102 Jazz 98
Question 1: Who will be the Blazers' SECOND-leading rebounder? B Roy
Question 2: Which team will make more three-pointers? Blazers
Question 3: Who scores more, BRANDON ROY or DERON WILLIAMS?B Roy
Question 4: Who will score the final Blazer points of the game? B Roy
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick? Competitive Addiction

by Old School on Dec 31, 2007 8:28 AM PST reply actions

ACK!!!

Game 11 Form
Final Score: Blazers 101 Jazz 95
Question 1: Who will be the Blazers' SECOND-leading rebounder? Aldridge
Question 2: Which team will make more three-pointers? Blazers
Question 3: Who scores more, BRANDON ROY or DERON WILLIAMS? Roy
Question 4: Who will score the final Blazer points of the game? Outlaw
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick? To counter someone picking the blazers to lose!

This is Portland. Portland loves its Blazers. Welcome to OUR house.

by ratbastird on Dec 31, 2007 8:53 AM PST reply actions

I keep picking them to lose

because, in my twisted, paranoid, superstitious mind, my terrible picks are contributing to the streak.

by zenbowl on Dec 31, 2007 9:29 AM PST up reply actions

I've got my superstition working also

see below

My ignorance is my greatest weapon

by shenanigans on Dec 31, 2007 10:19 AM PST up reply actions

superstitions

I had a couple, but when I failed to do them... the blazers KEPT WINNING!!!

I'm now convinced it's not a fluke and these kids are for real. They find ways to win.

This is Portland. Portland loves its Blazers. Welcome to OUR house.

by ratbastird on Dec 31, 2007 3:35 PM PST up reply actions

This one's for Lenny

Game 11 Form
Final Score: Blazers 114 Jazz 100
Question 1: Who will be the Blazers' SECOND-leading rebounder? Super Trout
Question 2: Which team will make more three-pointers? GO BALZERS!
Question 3: Who scores more, BRANDON ROY or DERON WILLIAMS? BRANDON ROY
Question 4: Who will score the final Blazer points of the game? Josh McRoberts
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick? I couldn't make a meaningful one?

"Lenny Suckerpunch NEVER bet on me!" - Elizabeth "The Lizzard" Lowblow

by Lizzy Lowblow on Dec 31, 2007 9:53 AM PST reply actions

Too bad I'm too dumb to imbed a video

With Stevie Wonders superstitious in it.

Final Score: Blazers 101 Jazz 102
Question 1: Przybilla
Question 2: Portland
Question 3: Roy
Question 4: Josh McRoberts
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick? See above.

My ignorance is my greatest weapon

by shenanigans on Dec 31, 2007 10:22 AM PST reply actions

Are you sleeping?

Game 11 Form
Final Score: Blazers 101 Jazz 111
Question 1: Who will be the Blazers' SECOND-leading rebounder? Web, Pryz & BRoy
Question 2: Which team will make more three-pointers? BLAZERS
Question 3: Who scores more, BRANDON ROY or DERON WILLIAMS? DERON WILLIAMS
Question 4: Who will score the final Blazer points of the game? JJ33
BONUS QUESTION 5: Why are you making a meaningless pick? I just wanted to CHEAT without penalty.

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