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Serial Killer Culture in Portland?

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This is a knee-jerk reponse to our Philly loss, but I still believe it has merit.

  1. Do the Blazers have a killer instinct? Yes or no.
  2. If no, can a killer instinct be learned? Yes or no.
  3. If yes, whom among the Blazers can learn it?
To me: No, Yes, and Roy is the closest thing we have to a Ted Bundy. He's likable, engaging, and able to bash your head in when the mood strikes. Last year he was our Mr. Clutch, but this year the magic seems to have worn off or at least faded.

In an effort to jumpstart Roy's homicidal (to other teams) streak, I'm going to channel my Oden Minutes to him. Greg seems to have OD'd on the minutes and I'd rather Roy have a case of Roy'd-rage (Roid-rage) than Oden. Hmmm. I might send a few to LMA for Christmas too. Imagine the headlines: Roy'd Rage in Portland! LA riots in Seattle on Christmas Day!

Yep. A little mayhem for the holidays seems like a great idea.

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