The McMenamin's Mission Theatre (18th & Glisan, NW) is showing the opener (on the big-ish screen).  I'm guessing other McMenamin's are doing so as well, so if still need a place to watch the game...

A little ditty to fill 300

Oh, once I had a push broom,
I called her Long-Haired Sally,
I took her down to State,
waved her at a pep rally.

A fight boke out,
they scream and shout,
they push me under the bleachers,
and poor dear sally,
her bristles fell out,
ruining her best feature.

I took her back,
set her on a rack,
And set about re-hairing,
It wouldn't hold
it may sound cold
but her bristles I'm now wearing.

Oh, Sally, Sally, Long-Haired Sally
You went down in a fight,
Sally, Sally, my push broom Sally,
I now have hair but can't sweep at night!