Found while perusing the Globetrotter (http://aloneconformist.blogspot.com/):  They have a link to a hilarious flash game called "Alien Sam," starring an elongated Sam Cassells head valiently fighting off various scary baddies, including our own Mr. Randolph.  (Well, I'm gonna take it as a good thing they consider him scary.)  

(The Globetrotter picked up the link via a Bobcats blog, http://www.bobcatsplanet.com.  Man, I love blogs!)

Just the ticket for time wasting:  

http://remaincalm.org/aliensam.html

Me, I'm off to blast aliens.